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Coward! Where are you? You're the coward! You can't face your own feelings! You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... and those giant sphinx statue things can see a warrior's true internal nature? - What? - And that super scary knight gets vaporized... because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? Yeah?
Stuber
39.2s
- Hey. - What? I can't wait for tonight. With runners at the corners and a one-one count, nobody out. The pitch... for a ball. I gotta tell you, Los Angeles is now putting themselves... in the mix for the playoff hunt. They've got the third lowest... - Yeah. - It's tonight. The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. Leon, whose drop? Tedjo. - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. Yo, man, this is big. Are you fucking sure? 300 keys. Maybe even more. That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Oh, you done good, buddy. You done good. Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. Where's Tedjo making the drop?
Stuber
17.7s
Lovers' quarrel? Oh, I forgot you're not lovers. Hey, this is good, right? Fuck off, okay? And put that back! That's way too much stuff! Why do you need propane tanks? Are you gonna have a barbecue later? You have no friends! You're gonna get me fired! You weren't planning on working in this shithole your whole life, were you?
Stuber
55.1s
"Stuber." Oh, that's great, 'cause you drive an Uber. That's a great pun. Who the hell are you? And why are you so huge? Jesus, what are you benching? Like, 310, 350? Easy, kid. Just put the crossbow down. We'll get out of your hair. Jesus, Stuber! What the hell did you and your gigolo friend do to my store? It's your dad's store. He's a cop. He's working an important case. Case? - Is that what you call your butt? - Look, pal. We're in a hurry. You got another sporting goods store you gotta fuck in or something? Listen, do you know what this is? - Huh. - That's blood. It is. I've done things tonight you would not believe. Oh, yeah? I signed a lease on a spin gym. Weird. I provided emotional support to a male stripper. You're saying these things like they're scary. - I shot a man in cold blood. - Yeah. I watched him die. From someone else's bullet, but I loosened him up. Yeah, right, Stuber. Hey.
Stuber
42.8s
Hey, Becca, I'm so, so sorry. Uh, something came up. Stu, I'm so sorry. I did not mean to freak you out. If you don't wanna have sex, I understand, I'm disgusting. No, no, no. - You didn't freak me out. - Shit. I'm definitely down to clown. - I wanna do the deed. - What? And then we're gonna have a talk. You know what? I was gonna say... maybe you should not come over. Because, okay... So, Byron called me... and he sounded really sorry. And he was like, "I should come over and talk," and I think I should just hear him out. - You know? - No, no, no. Do not let Byron come over, okay? He does not deserve to be let back into your life. Wait for me, okay? I'll be there. Wait for me. Okay. Oh, God, this night is so crazy for me. I'll be right there.
Stuber
43.8s
I love this one. I'll take it. Put a sold sign on that, please. It's a spin gym for women called... "Spinster". That is a terrible name. No, no, no, I don't think you heard. It's a spin gym. So it's like a pun. It's a play on the words. It's whimsical. It's welcoming. It's fun. "Come on in." A spinster is an old woman who never found love. You might as well call your gym "Old Hag Bikes". Huh. I'm just saying, like, if it's your passion... - maybe find a better name. - It's not my passion. Well, then what is your passion? You know, I feel like LA's full of people following their passion. We need more people to settle. We need more settlers. You know, this country was founded on settlers.
Stuber