Duration: 55.1s

"Stuber." Oh, that's great, 'cause you drive an Uber. That's a great pun. Who the hell are you? And why are you so huge? Jesus, what are you benching? Like, 310, 350? Easy, kid. Just put the crossbow down. We'll get out of your hair. Jesus, Stuber! What the hell did you and your gigolo friend do to my store? It's your dad's store. He's a cop. He's working an important case. Case? - Is that what you call your butt? - Look, pal. We're in a hurry. You got another sporting goods store you gotta fuck in or something? Listen, do you know what this is? - Huh. - That's blood. It is. I've done things tonight you would not believe. Oh, yeah? I signed a lease on a spin gym. Weird. I provided emotional support to a male stripper. You're saying these things like they're scary. - I shot a man in cold blood. - Yeah. I watched him die. From someone else's bullet, but I loosened him up. Yeah, right, Stuber. Hey.