No regrets. Stu, oh, I'm gonna cry. We're gonna be small-business owners. Actually, I prefer business operator. 'Cause it reminds me of the Sade song and that is empowering to me, so...
Stuber
8.7s
How do you like that, tough guy? How does that taste? Taste good? How do you like that, asshole? Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time! Where's Amo Cortez?
Stuber
8.9s
What do I need to do to make this all end? We gotta get to Venice now. Come on. My daughter could be in trouble. Let's go. Come on, let's go!
Stuber
1.4s
Faster!
Stuber
6.4s
Really solid stuff. Reminiscent of a young Richard Serra. Oh, thank you. Yeah.
Stuber
1.9s
God damn it.
Stuber
1.9s
Stu, take the shot!
Stuber
15.4s
I'll pay for that! So you can work out without having men ogle you. Just you and your gal pals, listening to Sia, getting your beach bods. Out of the way! Get out of the way! - Are you okay? - No, I'm not!
Stuber
3.7s
Take the shot, Stu! - Shoot! - Come on!
Stuber
5.3s
Listen... I know you're this, like, Steven Seagal badass who doesn't need shit from anyone.
Stuber
21.8s
Coward! Where are you? You're the coward! You can't face your own feelings! You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... and those giant sphinx statue things can see a warrior's true internal nature? - What? - And that super scary knight gets vaporized... because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? Yeah?
Stuber
1.8s
God damn it.
Stuber
39.2s
- Hey. - What? I can't wait for tonight. With runners at the corners and a one-one count, nobody out. The pitch... for a ball. I gotta tell you, Los Angeles is now putting themselves... in the mix for the playoff hunt. They've got the third lowest... - Yeah. - It's tonight. The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. Leon, whose drop? Tedjo. - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. Yo, man, this is big. Are you fucking sure? 300 keys. Maybe even more. That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Oh, you done good, buddy. You done good. Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. Where's Tedjo making the drop?
Stuber
17.7s
Lovers' quarrel? Oh, I forgot you're not lovers. Hey, this is good, right? Fuck off, okay? And put that back! That's way too much stuff! Why do you need propane tanks? Are you gonna have a barbecue later? You have no friends! You're gonna get me fired! You weren't planning on working in this shithole your whole life, were you?
Stuber
3s
One, two... go!
Stuber
1.7s
I don't.
Stuber
55.1s
"Stuber." Oh, that's great, 'cause you drive an Uber. That's a great pun. Who the hell are you? And why are you so huge? Jesus, what are you benching? Like, 310, 350? Easy, kid. Just put the crossbow down. We'll get out of your hair. Jesus, Stuber! What the hell did you and your gigolo friend do to my store? It's your dad's store. He's a cop. He's working an important case. Case? - Is that what you call your butt? - Look, pal. We're in a hurry. You got another sporting goods store you gotta fuck in or something? Listen, do you know what this is? - Huh. - That's blood. It is. I've done things tonight you would not believe. Oh, yeah? I signed a lease on a spin gym. Weird. I provided emotional support to a male stripper. You're saying these things like they're scary. - I shot a man in cold blood. - Yeah. I watched him die. From someone else's bullet, but I loosened him up. Yeah, right, Stuber. Hey.