Oh, shit, I've been tackled by little girls! You die! You're next!
Superbad
37.9s
No. You don't wanna meet a chick in a bar, man. Seriously. That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that. You gotta go to other places. You gotta go to a spin class, a farmers' market... ...pumpkin patch, given the time of year. Just somewhere social, non-threatening. - You know, something like that. - Yeah, I met the missus at paintball. Yeah, I shot her in the neck. And we just... And we just hit it off, you know. My first wife... Who is a whore, by the way. - Where do you think I met her? A bar. A bar. - It was this bar. - It was this bar. Yeah, it was this bar.
Superbad
1.9s
Stay calm! Fuck!
Superbad
5.5s
- Yeah. - But she's totally hammered... ...and if I get with her and I'm not drunk, isn't that unethical?
Superbad
6.9s
- That's so cool. - Thanks. So, like, what's Hawaii like?
Superbad
1.9s
This is fucking crazy.
Superbad
1.9s
Smoke up. Life's short, you know.
Superbad
1.8s
Just down the hatch.
Superbad
19.3s
What the hell is going on in there? If the bullets start flying, hit the deck. You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch! Everywhere? You didn't see me pissing anywhere. I don't know what you're talking about. Take your nuts out of your shells! Michaels, I got your back. Why don't you show this rummy how we roll? 10-4.
Superbad
7.2s
Get a room. I'm gonna save you. I'm gonna save you, Evan. Fuck.
Superbad
3.4s
Please stop it, you fucking bum. What the fuck?
Superbad
2s
Can I see your ID?
Superbad
10.1s
Maybe you and I rubbed up against each other at some point. I don't remember. Maybe it was some ricochet scenario. I don't know. - How am I supposed to know? - Kick his ass, Mark. Shut the fuck up, Scarlett.
Superbad
8.8s
Goddamn it. This is bullshit. This is some bullshit. I got an exam tomorrow. Forget this. Well, apparently someone has an exam. How'd you know?
Superbad
17.2s
- Oh, shit. - Oh, my. Put that there. - Now, looky, looky... - Okay. ...what I got for you under here. - Oh, my gosh. You are the prettiest girl... ...this side of the Mississippi. - I have a little something... ...for you under here. You look so pretty.
Superbad
2.2s
Get off the bus or I'm calling the cops.
Superbad
9.5s
I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me. She's wearing these tight white pants with this black G-string... ...and you could see right through the pants. It was so sweet.
Superbad
4.4s
- That's funny. That is really funny. - Oh, my God.
