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21.3s
Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces. He won't do it. Don't worry. I forgot to tell you, my mom said we can have the TV from the basement... Shut the fuck up, he's gonna hear you. Just be quiet. Wait until he goes away. You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin. Okay. You got it.
Superbad
37.9s
No. You don't wanna meet a chick in a bar, man. Seriously. That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that. You gotta go to other places. You gotta go to a spin class, a farmers' market... ...pumpkin patch, given the time of year. Just somewhere social, non-threatening. - You know, something like that. - Yeah, I met the missus at paintball. Yeah, I shot her in the neck. And we just... And we just hit it off, you know. My first wife... Who is a whore, by the way. - Where do you think I met her? A bar. A bar. - It was this bar. - It was this bar. Yeah, it was this bar.
Superbad
26.9s
- That's badass. - That is badass. - Really cool. - A badass name. - Lot of people with weird names. - Chingy. Shakira. Rafe. Pax. We arrested a man-lady who was legally named "Fuck." Think he was Vietnamese, it was with a P-H. But it's still shocking to see on a license. - Okay, and how old are you, McLovin? - Old enough. Old enough for what? To party.
Superbad