Don't ask me why, and don't read stuff into this, it's just a weird personality thing. But, erm, you know Natalie who works here? The chubby girl? Ooh, would we call her chubby? I think there's a pretty sizeable arse there, yes, sir. Huge thighs. Yeah. Well, whatever, erm...
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Ah... Need you to do a favour for me. Of course. Anything for the hero of the hour.
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Sorry?
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It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it? Total gridlock this morning.
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Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.
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It's for you.
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'All right, open your eyes. ' You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary... but general wisdom is that in the end, there isn't just one person for each of us. There was for Kate and Leo. There was for you. And there is for me. She's the one.
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Alone again. Naturally. I'll deal with it. - Mm.
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Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK? Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
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You've stayed rather close.
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But... you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me. I hope it's useful. Don't show it around too much. Needs a bit of editing. Look, I've got to get to a... lunch. Early lunch. You can just show yourself out, can't you? It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.
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I am so happy to see you.
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I've worked out why I can't find true love. Why is that? English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls... who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America. I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think? I think it's crap, Colin. That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me... with my cute British accent. You don't have a cute British accent. Yes, I do. I'm going to America. Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it. Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all. Bit of quiet... while we finish the lighting, guys. The traffic today was just... - Unbelievable. Judy, could you take the top off this time? Lighting need to know when we're gonna... see the, erm, nipples and when we're not. Yes, OK. Right. At least it's nice and warm in here. Not always the case, is it? I was standing in for Brad Pitt once... on Seven Years In Tibet... Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing... Guys, time's tight... and we have to get the actors in. Fine. - I promise I won't look.
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Boa noite, Jamie.
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When she first mentioned what's about to happen, I said, 'Over my dead body. ' And she said, 'No, Daniel, over mine. ' And as usual, my darling girl... and Sam's darling mum was right.
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OK. - Yes. I must have left them... where I was having a cup of coffee.
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Food? - No, thanks. Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it? Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh. Oh. Tastes like it, too.
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Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests, for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral, I was confident she expected me to ignore. But others she was pretty damn clear about.
