"...care of myself"? "Crap." Correct answer was "crap."
Mean Girls
4.7s
I like your shirt. Thanks. It smells like sausage from the last time I wore it.
Mean Girls
19.1s
Cady! I made you a Spotify playlist to help you catch up on culture. Karen, come here. I want to fix your eyebrows. Can I still have two? Gretchen, move. Sorry. God, my hips are so wide. God, my pores are huge! I want skin like Cady's.
Mean Girls
48.9s
Um, me, too! I'm ugly, too. Oh, my God, I love her. She's like a Martian. Who's hungry? Now, Cady, this is a very American snack called guac. Is it okay or are you vegan? Oh, no, I'm an omnivore. Yum-yum-yum. Okay, come here! I need you to tell me everything. Have you seen any boys that you think are cute yet? Oh. Uh, well, I... No. Well, don't worry. It's just a matter of time. You know, I always say that this school district has the highest taxes, but the hottest boys. That's disgusting. Oh, Regina! You're never gonna believe what I found in your closet this morning. Why were you in my closet? Because I'm doing that Japanese organizing thing where you take a little nap in the closet.
Mean Girls
8.2s
Don't worry. I will never tell Regina what you said. I am very trustworthy. Karen's had sex with 11 people and I've never told anyone.
Mean Girls
18.2s
♪ With the apex predator! ♪ ♪ Will she braid your hair? Will she eat your heart? ♪ ♪ How can you outsmart ♪ ♪ The apex predator? ♪ ♪ The apex predator? ♪ ♪ The apex predator! ♪
Mean Girls
21.7s
Thank you, Caddy. It's Cady. Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury. I'll be your homeroom teacher. This is your roster. I see I also have you for A.P. Calculus. You must have had excellent teachers at your old school. Oh, I was homeschooled. Homeschooled? Oh, that's a fun way to take jobs from my union. No, I'm joking. It's fine. Ah. Um, do you think you can follow this schedule? Yeah, I think so. Okay, you're gonna be moving from class to class with each...
Mean Girls
1m8s
Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Kenya. Shut up. Shut up! I didn't say anything. You're, like, really pretty. Thanks. So you agree? You think you're really pretty? Oh, I don't know. You're an international student. That is so fetch. What is "fetch"? It's like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think. Have you ever touched a tiger? Uh, no, those aren't indigenous to Kenya. 'Cause that's one of my life goals. To not touch a tiger. Hey, new girl! You want to see a trick? I can guess any girl's bra size. All you got to do is jump one time. Ew, Jason! Do me. Oh, my God, Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then skeeze on the new girl right in front of me. Do you want to have sex with him? Oh, uh... no, thank you. Okay, then it's settled. Jason, no one thinks you're funny. Okay? And this thing you're doing where you lower your voice when you talk is making people really sad. Excuse me, anyone who would like Jason Weems to go back to his normal speaking voice, please raise your hand.
Mean Girls
1.4s
Wow.
Mean Girls
1.3s
We should help you.
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1.1s
I'm okay.
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1m18s
♪ My name is Regina George ♪ ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ ♪ Fear me, love me ♪ ♪ Stand and stare at me ♪ ♪ And these? ♪ ♪ These are real ♪ ♪ I've got money and looks ♪ ♪ I am, like, drunk with power ♪ ♪ This whole school Humps my leg ♪ ♪ Like a Chihuahua ♪ ♪ I'm the prettiest poison You've ever seen ♪ ♪ That filter you use Looks just like me ♪ ♪ My name is Regina George ♪ ♪ And I am a massive deal ♪ ♪ I don't care who you are ♪ ♪ I don't care ♪ ♪ How you feel ♪ You. Yeah, you. Come here.
Mean Girls
6.8s
God, you are so lucky you have us to guide you. What are you doing after school today? I want to give you some shoes.
Mean Girls
9.9s
No, I don't... Oh! No, no. Don't worry, Cady, we only write stuff about randos in here. Friends are, like, very deserving of respect. Gretchen... she gets it.
Mean Girls
2.3s
I have your lunch!
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10s
I actually don't know. We've never been asked that question before. Could she? We are very exclusive, but I think we can make an exception.
Mean Girls
7.4s
Wait. I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman. Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are off-limits for friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism!
Mean Girls
5.3s
No, I didn't... I didn't mean that in a bad way. No, that's funny. Put that in there. Um...