-It's like the second one. -Oh. Except for in a way that made me wanna cry and puke at the same time. Gosh, she's so badass. You know, I bet if you told her you'd leave Nick for a million dollars, she will write that check. They do that around here. And she looked at me like I was nothing. Like a $10 million check. I feel like she would do that. [SIGHS] I don't even know what I should do. I mean, I can't even tell Nick because he worships her. Yeah, Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5. What about the Ah Ma? Does she hate your face, too? Okay, nobody said they hated my face. And Ah Ma,she liked my face. She said I had a lucky nose. That's great! You know, Eleanor can hate you all day long, but you can't beat 2,000 years of Chinese filial piety. I feel like I shouldn't even go to the wedding. You know, it's Colin and Araminta's day. I don't wanna cause any drama there. I feel like I should just sit it out. You know? Tell Nick I had food poisoning or something.
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It's not a big deal, obviously. I just think it's kind of weird that I had no idea. I mean, you have a Jamba Juice card. You use my Netflix password. You play basketball at that Y that kind of smells. I really like that place, thank you very much.
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NICK: Hey, Mum, everything okay? ELEANOR: Does something have to be wrong for me to call? [CHUCKLES] Yeah, usually. [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] Very funny. Are you bringing the girl you're seeing to Colin's wedding? Mmm. We were literally just talking about that. How could you know? Everybody knows.
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-[CELL PHONE RINGING] -Oh. -It's my mum. Do you mind? -Mmm. Go ahead. All right. -Save me some of that. -Okay.
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All right, sorry about that. I saved you a piece. You did, did you? A very small piece at that. Thank you very much. How's your mom? Everything okay? [SIGHS] Couldn't be better. Hey, Mom, this one's kind of cute. What do you think? No, no! You can't wear that to meet Nick's Ah Ma. Blue and white is for Chinese funerals. Now this, this symbolizes good fortune and fertility. Great! I was really going for that "lucky baby maker" vibe. Hey! You're the one who asked for my help picking out a dress to meet Nick's family. It's only 'cause I hardly know anything about them. Every time I bring them up, Nick changes the subject. Maybe he's embarrassed. Maybe his parents are poor, and he has to send them money. That's what all good Chinese children do. -[SCOFFS] -Oh, you're going to have a wonderful time. You've always wanted to go to Asia. And who knows, if all goes well in Singapore, you might just come back with a souvenir. Oh, Mom, stop! Nick and I haven't even talked about that. [KERRY CHUCKLES] I mean, his parents can't not like me, right?
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[UNZIPS BAG] What kind of business? Real estate, investment, other things. Nothing interesting. "Dim sum."
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These pajamas are fancier than any of my real clothes. My family has business with the airline. The tickets, they're a perk.
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And some champagne. [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA] Thank you.
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ALIX: Ephesians. Chapter six, verse four. "Bring up your children in the discipline "and instruction of the Lord." Oh, I do hope she's a good Christian girl. JACQUELINE: Well, if he's bringing her home, it must be serious. Exactly.
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Those are very special. Burmese pearl drop earrings. Set with emeralds, and rare pigeon blood-red rubies. They were worn by Queen Supayalat at her self-anointed coronation in 1878.
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Bun-Bun. Well, I think Bun-Bun looks very dashing with his bow. You have a good eye. VITA: Thank you. JEWELER: Miss Leong, right this way. It's very nice to meet you both.
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JEWELER: These are all brand-new from Antwerp. You're the first person I've shown them to. [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hi, I'm Astrid. What's your name? GIRL: Vita. ASTRID: And who's this?
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[IN ENGLISH] You're different.
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What are those?
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Okay.
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Not only did she graduate top of her class at Oxford, start multiple charities, and is a fashion icon, Astrid has the biggest heart of any of my cousins.
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RUSSELL: You know, if you move, it will look more natural. No, this way you get our optimal angles. [SIGHS] Then we're done. [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] Russell, thank you so much. It's an honor to be photographed by you. My pleasure. People will love it in the next Hong Kong Vogue. Thank you, Russell. Hong Kong Vogue?I knew it. Your dress is a disaster. If you wore a Bottega gown, like I told you to, we'd be in the American Vogue. You can wear that gown to Hell, Eddie. -[BOY IMITATING CAR] -Stop! [YELPS] NICK: Then there's Astrid. Ah. I remember Astrid. She's like who I wanna be when I grow up. Astrid is awesome. And she's probably the only one I'm actually close with. And she's really grounded and down to earth, once you get to know her.