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Uh, you got to do the honors for me, man. You're a wuss. Yeah, whatever. Shut up and read it. It says... " Captain Steven Hiller," loser. " United States Marine Corps..." Blah blah blah blah blah blah. " We regret to inform you that despite your excellent record of service...'' I'm sorry, man. You know what you need to do? You need to, like, kiss some serious booty to get ahead in this world, man. That's what I'm trying to tell you. See, I like the one-knee approach because it puts the booty, like, right in front of the lips-- [Clatter] What's this? - That's nothing. - Hold on. Hold on, man. What is this? Jasmine kind of has a thing for dolphins. I don't know. Stevie, this is a wedding ring.
Independence Day
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Good morning. [Feedback] Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th ofJuly, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day... the Fourth ofJuly will no longer be known as an American holiday... but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our independence day! [Cheering]
Independence Day
52.1s
Well, what about Troy? Troy? Yeah. For once in your life, why don't you think about what's best for him? Just who in the hell has to beg for money to buy him medicine when you screw up, huh?! Who?! Who?! You stop it right now! I'm not a baby anymore! And I don't want your stupid medicine, 'cause I'm so sick of medicine! Do you know what this stuff costs? Do you want to get sick again? Do you? TV: Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos TV: Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war. Think we can find something better to do with our time, gentlemen? Where you been, Stevie? Man, this is unbelievable. This is, like, huge. They've recalled everybody. Oh. Well, looks like the mail's still working.
Independence Day