Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective. Is this the way to the train station? I would like half-pint of churly.
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Mia's very pretty. Is she? You know she is, darling. Be careful there.
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(Santana Featuring Rob Thomas: Smooth)...
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Of course, if you want me to come over I will. Mm-hm.
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Yeah. Every night. - Good. And every day.
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Something along the stationery line? Are you short of staplers? No. I don't want something I need. I want something I want. Something pretty.
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Take me to a bar. - What kind of bar? Just any bar. Just your average American bar.
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Farewell, failure. America, watch out. Here comes Colin Frissell. And he's got a big knob...
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I would like a one-day Travelcard. Oh, my God, I've got a terrible stomachache. It must have been the prawns. Milton Keynes has many roundabouts. My goodness, this is a very big fish. It tastes delicious. All alone on Christmas Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas All alone on Christmas Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas Tell me I've got to know Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas Don't leave me alone... You'll come back a broken man. Yeah, back broken from too much sex. You are on the road to disaster. No, I am on shag highway, heading west.
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Actually, do you mind if I just absent myself... for a second? All that ice cream. Er... Darling, could you make sure... the kids are ready to go? Back in a minute. All right, take it easy. Mine first. Mine. (Joni Mitchell: Both Sides No Moons and Junes And Ferris wheels The dizzy dancing way that you feel As every fairy tale comes real I've looked at love that way But now it's just another show And you leave 'em laughing when you go And if you care Don't let them know Don't give yourself away I've looked at love From both sides now From give and take And still somehow It's love's illusions that I recall I really don't know love I really don't know love at all Tears and fears And feeling proud To say I love you right out loud Dreams and schemes And circus crowds I've looked at life that way Oh but now old friends... Oh, my God. It's a miracle. You're all dressed. Come on, come on, come on, we're horribly late. Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
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'It's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK... 'and the question is who is number one... on the Radio One chart show tonight? 'Ls it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack? 'You might have guessed it... although you may not believe it. 'It's Billy Mack. ' You are the champion. - Shh. 'Hi, Billy. ' - Hello. 'We're live across the nation and you're number one. 'How will you be celebrating? ' I don't know. Er, either I could behave like... a real rock'n'roll loser... and get drunk with my fat manager... or, when I hang up, I'll be flooded by invitations... to a large number of glamorous parties. 'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is. Number one, from Billy Mack, 'it's Christmas Is All Around. ' Oh, Jesus, not that crap again. I feel it in my fingers... Bill, it's for you, babe.
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What's that? - A cinnamon stick, sir. Actually, I really can't wait. - You won't regret it, sir. Want to bet? 'Tis but the work of a moment. There we go. Almost finished. Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons? No, sir, we're going to pop it... in the Christmas box. I don't want a Christmas box. But you wanted it giftwrapped. I did but... The final flourish. - Can I pay? All we need now... - Oh, God. ...is a sprig of holly. - No, no, no, no. No bloody holly. - But sir... Leave it. - Ooh. Loitering around the jewellery section? No. I was just looking around. Don't worry. My expectations... are not that high... after 13 years of Mr Oh-But-You-Alw ays-Love-Scarves. Actually, I do love this one.
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Has she noticed you yet? - No. But the thing about romance is people... only get together right at the very end. Of course. By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you... how your love life is going. Er-huh. No. As you know, that was a done deal long ago. Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of here straightaway, you wee motherless mongrel. Oh. No, no. We'll want to have sex... in every room, including yours.
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Hello. Elton. O- Of course. Of course. Send an embarrassingly big car... and I'll be there.
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Well something's lost But something's gained In living every day...
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Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.