TED: So, uh, basically that's it. We need a sperm donor.
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny?
Ted 2
12.6s
Look. You seem like good people. Be careful. What do you mean, "Be careful"? The state official I spoke to made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time.
Ted 2
1.3s
Johnny, come on.
Ted 2
1.8s
Johnny, you got to wake up, pal.
Ted 2
2s
Johnny, wake up.
Ted 2
2.3s
That means he becomes property.
Ted 2
4.1s
If you'd like, you can go in and say your goodbyes.
Ted 2
5.1s
All right, there, you happy? No, the circuits could still be reconstructed if somebody worked at it. We got to bury it in the harbor.
Ted 2
26.1s
(SHOUTS) What the fuck? Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? Vvhathappened? What's going on? There's so much porn! Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit? What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here! Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out. Jesus Christ. Look at the organization here! Clockwise rim job. Counterclockwise rim job! Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way! You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?
Ted 2
1.9s
(LIGHTER FLICKERING)
Ted 2
1.8s
I'm sorry.
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny.
Ted 2
2.7s
MAN: Hey! What are you doing to that bear?
Ted 2
6.1s
Somebody help! Oh, my God, John! John? Johnny? Hello? There's something happening. Mr. Bennett?
