You know I love Christmas, I always will My mind's made up, the way that I feel There's no beginning, there'll be no end Cos on Christmas you can depend Daniel. I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me. Well, girls love musicians, don't they? Uh-huh. Even the weird ones get girlfriends. That's right. Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl. Whatever. There's this big concert... at the end of term and Joanna's in it. I thought if I was in the band... and played superbly, she might fall in love with me. What do you think? I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar. Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. I don't play a musical instrument? Yes, sir. A tiny, insignificant detail.
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I'd better get back to work. Ah. Later you'll drive me home? Sure.
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Oh, God.
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Sorry.
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Joe.
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Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.
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It's my favourite time of day... driving you. It's the saddest part... of my day, leaving you.
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Fair enough. And her name's Joanna? Yeah, I know. Same as Mum.
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Oh.
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Oop. Sorry.
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Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia. Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents. Stupido.
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It's your sister on line four.
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Hi. Pathetic.
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Hello.
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Hi there and welcome back. So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like... the real competition is gonna be Blue. I saw them on the show last week. They weren't very nice about my record. No. Little scamps. But very, very talented musicians. Yeah. I understand you've got a prize... for our competition winners. Yes, I have, Ant or Dec. It's a personalised felt-tip pen. Oh, great. It's brilliant. It even writes on glass, so if you've got a framed picture, like, for instance, this one of Blue, you can just write on it.
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All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy... and important, how can I help you? Have you gone completely insane? You can't always be sensible. 'You can if you're Prime Minister. ' It's the Chancellor on the other line. It isn't. 'I'll call you back. ' - No, you won't.
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Absolutely no idea. I mean, can you imagine? I'll see you later, all right? I'll speak to you. Bye.
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No, right. Silence is golden. As the Tremeloes said. Clever guys, although I think the original version was... by Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons. Gr-great band. Oh, shut up.