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You know I love Christmas, I always will My mind's made up, the way that I feel There's no beginning, there'll be no end Cos on Christmas you can depend Daniel. I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me. Well, girls love musicians, don't they? Uh-huh. Even the weird ones get girlfriends. That's right. Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl. Whatever. There's this big concert... at the end of term and Joanna's in it. I thought if I was in the band... and played superbly, she might fall in love with me. What do you think? I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar. Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. I don't play a musical instrument? Yes, sir. A tiny, insignificant detail.