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We must talk. You need fresh start. [GROANS] Such a glare. It's like I'm on stage at the Gaiety. With training, you can be X-Man. You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Man material. Understatement of the year.

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[OBJECTS SHATTERING] Those were already damaged after they fell there! What am I supposed to do around here, anyway? Sit in a share circle, talk about my feelings? And how would I do that exactly? 'Cause where the fuck is everyone? It's always just you and Negasonic Teenage Longest Name Ever... Enough! [GASPS] I said no touching!

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[HORN BLARES]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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I'm okay. Thank God I didn't have to use the cream cheese spreader. [BOTH PANTING] [GASPS]

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Please. Please. Baby, I'm so sorry. No!

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I don't know who that is. DEADPOOL: You're hired. Lucky me. DEADPOOL: I like her!

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Baby? Baby? [BREATHING HEAVILY]

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[BREATHING HEAVILY] [ENGINE STALLING]

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[DINGS]

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[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪ Is it just me, or does Do You Want to Build a Snowman? from Frozen... sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl? [SNIFFLES] ♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪ And nobody fucking realizes it. Wade, you gotta go home. You've been sitting here for three days, okay? You smell like sauerkraut left in the warm rain. Like wet garbage in hot urine. You smell like a dog ate kitty litter... and then farted his way out of the living room. I mean, like Rush Limbaugh's couch cushions after Shark Week. I love Frozen. I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water. An ocean is water. More importantly, I liked her. I really liked her, you know? George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie. Oh, Mr. Pool. David Bowie is... Uh, uh, uh... still with us. We do. We'll always have Bowie.

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Blessed are the wicked... who are healed... by my hand.

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I can't trust you.

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I gotta start taking care of myself.

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[CONTINUES GROANING]

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[GUARDS GROANING]

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Maybe even Black Tim.

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