Let's do something we've never done. Okay. I don't know. Hit me with something. Okay. Smack me. Let's be crazy. Okay. Ow! Fuck! Fuck! Hey! Shit, stop! Stop! I don't like it, I don't like it! I like it. I don't like it, stop! This is turning me on. I don't like it. I like it. Don't do that! Sorry. It hurts. Okay- Okay- Let's do something crazy. Why don't I stick something up your ass?
Neighbors
9.1s
Jesus Christ, not another dance-off. He likes them. How about some shots, guys? Okay, yeah! Sure!
Neighbors
3.5s
It's poison. It's alcohol. There's alcohol in there.
Neighbors
1.3s
Fuck it. I'll pump and dump.
Neighbors
4s
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Neighbors
1.8s
Another one! Another one!
Neighbors
3.6s
I'll never let go. I'll hold onto your balls forever.
Neighbors
6.6s
Okay, you guys can come in. No 'shrooms for you, mister. Don't worry about it, man. All right.
Neighbors
4.8s
We should go mom tipping later. Hey, too soon. Okay, too soon. Way too soon.
Neighbors
1.7s
You interested in working for AT&T?
Neighbors
2.5s
That's how adults do it.
Neighbors
1.4s
Shit!
Neighbors
1.3s
Oh!
Neighbors
42.5s
Look at his arms. Oh, my God. They're like two giant, veiny dicks. It's like a gun show. Look at the blonde. I don't see which one you're... Oh, you don't know who I'm talking about? That blonde dude with the red sleeves? He's a handsome guy. What do we do? Okay, okay. I know what we do. They're gonna be loud, obviously. And they're gonna fucking party a lot. Baby, this is a fucking nightmare! I agree. We need to go over there. We need to fucking tell them not to do that. Right now. As soon as they move in, they know this neighborhood doesn't stand for that shit. And we're fucking grown-ups, we have a baby, and they need to be cool. They need to be cool to us, okay? Yeah, yeah. But... Okay, wait. Maybe we don't come on strong, though. Maybe we come on... We act cool. We come on like peers. Yeah. Yes. Totally, we be cool. We take them a joint. Yeah. We be cool. Right? Ooh! We roll them a joint. Roll them a spliff. Give that to them. Then we seem cool. They're thinking...
Neighbors
3s
Old man. Oh, my nuts! Why the fuck do you keep fighting?