What is that magical calculator? It’s called a phone.
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Listen, don’t-don’t be afraid of me. But please don’t eat me alive. Uh, do I look like I eat people? -Uh... -I’m a old, good woman. Yes. -Look at me. I’m Jewish. -Yeah. Do I have a long nose? -Look at me. -No. You can touch my nose. -What? -Look at me. You see? Is it long? -No, it’s a small one. -Exactly like yours. Look at Doris. Does she have a long nose? BORAT: A little bit bigger than yours. So we are normal, exactly like you. Okay, then, use your venom on me and finish me. I have-- I am very depress. Can I give you a hug?
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One anti-semitic chocolate cake, also three... ...Fleshlights. Stop.
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They’re gonna take two cows, and they’re gonna tie them to his-- tie ropes to his legs. And they’re gonna give them turnips, and they’re gonna pull him apart by his legs. That’s how they’re gonna kill him.
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Uh, in the panty-house. Uh, ooh. So, probably in a rough estimate, how many lives President Trump saved? I’d say he’s saved a million lives. There would’ve been a million more had he, had he waited -that month, the way the Democrats would’ve done. -Yeah. Uh, but he acted swiftly, he acted before anybod-- in fact, even his own, even his own advisors... -some of them advised him not to do it. -Really? -Yeah. -(coughs) I’m good. Oh, here, a little bit does some good? -Here you go. (chuckles) -Yeah. It’s always good. Never been in front of the camera. I’ve always been behind of the camera, but today, something with this... Uh, I think you’re gonna look pretty good. -(chuckles) -(chuckling): We will see. Yeah, you’re gonna look pretty good. -But it’s because of you. -Well, thank you. I really feel like Melania right now. Well, you’re doing very well. So I think you’re gonna look pretty... Sorry to interrupt, Mayor. Um, sound problem. I think we cancel interview. Mm-hmm? -Uh, I don’t think we need, uh... because... -Yeah. -I-I already checked... -I’ll just check your mic. GIULIANI: Okay. -Is that better? -Yeah, that’s b-better. Let me just listen in for a minute. Yeah. Is she asking too many questions? No, she’s doing great. She’d make a very nagging wife.
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I want to hear your story, my dear. This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew. I came here on a simple mission to save my country by delivering our number one televiski star Johnny the Monkey as a gift to Michael Pence. And I’m sure you’ve figured out what happen next. My daughter had smuggled herself into the crate, and yes, you got it, she’d eaten the monkey. Although I believe he probably eat himself. There are bad stories out there. Listen, you want to hear my story, -when I was a little child? -Yes, what is your story? I was in the Holocaust. You see me? I was in the Holocaust. -The Holocaust? You were in the... -Yeah. -I was... -But the Hol-- the Holocaust never happen. But I saw it with my own eyes.
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"Her vagine became very angry... (Tutar sighs) ...and bit her hand." -You okay? -Yes. -It’s just a story? -Yes. -You want me to... -But it’s a true story. -It’s a true story? -Yes. JEANISE: "Then suck all of her insides...
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What did he write? He sent you a bunch of angry faces.
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(door creaks)
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"How is Johnny?" ♪ ♪
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BORAT: Okay? B-A-A-D-E. (American accent): Uh... I wrote this song with my two best buddies. (band playing country music) Yeah, very nice.
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To be executed.
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BORAT: I a total failures. My whole world fall to pieces.
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-(exhales) -(door closes)
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(grunts) I go to America! (crowd jeering) Go to hell, Sagdiyev! Don’t bother coming back this time! (crowd booing)
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(chorus singing melancholy song in foreign language)
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-They make this plague? -BOTH: Yes. And they deliberately spread it all around the world.