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- I think you broke my arm. - Fighting is hard. You gotta have stamina. Yeah. I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did. - That's 'cause I was winning. - You were not. - It was fun. I totally won. - I was kicking your ass. I won. Couple of homeless guys humping in my store, huh? Little squat and fuck? Stuber, that you?
Stuber
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"Stuber." Oh, that's great, 'cause you drive an Uber. That's a great pun. Who the hell are you? And why are you so huge? Jesus, what are you benching? Like, 310, 350? Easy, kid. Just put the crossbow down. We'll get out of your hair. Jesus, Stuber! What the hell did you and your gigolo friend do to my store? It's your dad's store. He's a cop. He's working an important case. Case? - Is that what you call your butt? - Look, pal. We're in a hurry. You got another sporting goods store you gotta fuck in or something? Listen, do you know what this is? - Huh. - That's blood. It is. I've done things tonight you would not believe. Oh, yeah? I signed a lease on a spin gym. Weird. I provided emotional support to a male stripper. You're saying these things like they're scary. - I shot a man in cold blood. - Yeah. I watched him die. From someone else's bullet, but I loosened him up. Yeah, right, Stuber. Hey.
Stuber
30.7s
Stuber. You didn't cancel. It affects my rating. I can't drop below four stars or I lose this job. Ooh. New ride? A little eco-puss for me but not bad. How'd you afford this, Stuber? It's a lease, and you can stop calling me Stuber. Oh, come on. You know I gotta be tough with you. I can't show favoritism in front of my other employees. You told Ashley in kayaks that I lost my penis in the Gulf War. I did that. Come on, man. The point is, I see potential in you, Stu. Just type in your destination.
Stuber