And you're not that old. Here's an idea. What if we adopt a five-year-old? It'd be like I got cracking when I was 36. How about that?
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You wanna watch a little Fixer Upper?
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All right, I won't make any more jokes like that.
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- Wait. Did you say "made" a difference? - Yeah, she did. We-We'll talk after. No. She said "made." That's past tense. There's a difference. I wanna know what's going on, Karen.
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Well...
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All right, October, that leaves you. Well, I have gotten a placement. - Oh. - He is 14 and does play JV basketball. But he is 5'2." And white, with red hair. Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever. Oh, I get it. My problems seem stupid now. Why do I always have to go last?
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Man, I didn't even touch that girl.
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This is the opposite of a support group.
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You know, honey, when I had... times like this, I had to search myself and remember... why I became a mother in the first place. And that was helpful.
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Here you go. What if when we go live with our mom, she doesn't know how to make my noodles the way I like to have them? Don't worry, pal. Lizzy will show her the way we do the cheese for you so your mom can make it for you just the way you like. - Yeah. - Okay. Come on, guys. Don't be sad on our last night. You know what? I think we should tell Pete and Ellie thank you, you know, for everything they've done for us, yeah? - Thank you. - Well, thank you, pal. Yeah, thank you, guys. - Lita? - I don't want to say anything. Oh, honey.
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Come on, buddy. You haven't touched your pasta. You want me to reheat it for you?
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- Good night, buddy. - Good night.
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Okay, all your court bears are in here, the new ones as well.
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Me too.
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- Did Lizzy tell you that? - Oh, come on, Ellie. I grew up a lot like that kid. You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe anyone could ever love you.
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It's okay, buddy. That's okay, buddy.
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Lita, come on, get your stuff. Bye, Meatball.
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Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again, and you're a dead man. I'm gonna sue you, man! You're not even her parents! Would not-her-parents do this? Sh... Miss Peppers! Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here? This man has been sending lewd comments and photos to our daughter. - You're going to jail today, Jacob! - You mind calling the police? Absolutely! Miss Peppers!
