What the hell is going on in there? If the bullets start flying, hit the deck. You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch! Everywhere? You didn't see me pissing anywhere. I don't know what you're talking about. Take your nuts out of your shells! Michaels, I got your back. Why don't you show this rummy how we roll? 10-4.
Superbad
2.6s
- Hey. - Hey.
Superbad
4.4s
- That's funny. That is really funny. - Oh, my God.
Superbad
21.3s
Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces. He won't do it. Don't worry. I forgot to tell you, my mom said we can have the TV from the basement... Shut the fuck up, he's gonna hear you. Just be quiet. Wait until he goes away. You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin. Okay. You got it.
Superbad
2.4s
- Yeah. - McLovin?
Superbad
1.9s
Smoke up. Life's short, you know.
Superbad
2.2s
Get off the bus or I'm calling the cops.
Superbad
6.9s
- That's so cool. - Thanks. So, like, what's Hawaii like?
Superbad
37.9s
No. You don't wanna meet a chick in a bar, man. Seriously. That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that. You gotta go to other places. You gotta go to a spin class, a farmers' market... ...pumpkin patch, given the time of year. Just somewhere social, non-threatening. - You know, something like that. - Yeah, I met the missus at paintball. Yeah, I shot her in the neck. And we just... And we just hit it off, you know. My first wife... Who is a whore, by the way. - Where do you think I met her? A bar. A bar. - It was this bar. - It was this bar. Yeah, it was this bar.
Superbad
2.4s
Yeah, man. Let's show these fuckers how we roll!
Superbad
2.6s
- You're a fucking pussy. - Cheating. You're cheating.
Superbad
4.6s
I'm just drilling holes. The last two weeks. Fuck it.
Superbad
15.2s
I... I would prefer if we would just do that... ...at some other time. No. There is no other time. School is up. - What's wrong with right now? - Well, I mean, you're... You're drunk.
Superbad
26.9s
- That's badass. - That is badass. - Really cool. - A badass name. - Lot of people with weird names. - Chingy. Shakira. Rafe. Pax. We arrested a man-lady who was legally named "Fuck." Think he was Vietnamese, it was with a P-H. But it's still shocking to see on a license. - Okay, and how old are you, McLovin? - Old enough. Old enough for what? To party.
Superbad
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- We're blood brothers. - Shut the fuck up. You're in my house, you answer my questions. What were you doing dancing with Jacinda?
Superbad
3.1s
Okay. Your total is 96.59.
Superbad
3.4s
Hey. Look what fell out of the truck!
Superbad
9.1s
Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but thanks. Can I... Should I just walk? - Should I walk? - Yeah, sure.