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1m36s
The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome. Okay, fine. Well, yours is the worst life of all, so you win. - Oh, so now you're mad... - No, it's just... - because I wanted to listen to music? - You're being ridiculous, - because you have a great life. - I'm sorry I'm not perfect. No one's asking you to be perfect. Just considerate would do. I don't even want to go to school in this state anyway. I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. Your dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition. - There are loans, scholarships. - Your very smart brother... - he can't even find a job. - He and Shelly work. They have jobs. They bag at the grocery store. That is not a career. - And they went to Berkeley. - [sighs] Your father's company is laying off people right and left. Did you even know that? No, of course you don't, because you don't think about anybody but yourself. And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury. Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me. Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him at Sac High. Is that what you want? So, you're telling me that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you? He barely saw that. I wanna go where culture is, - like New York, or at least Connecticut... - How in the world did I raise such a snob? ...or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods. You couldn't get into those schools, anyway. - Mom! - You can't even pass your driver's test. Because you wouldn't let me practice enough! The way that you work... or the way that you don't work... you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. - My name is Lady Bird. - Well, actually, it's not, - and it's ridiculous... - Call me Lady Bird, - because your name is Christine. - Like you said you would. You should just go to city college. You know, with your work ethic, just go to city college, and then to jail, and then back to city college, and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to... - [screams] - [man] In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. [students] Amen. - [man] Let the Lord be with you. - And also with you.
Lady Bird
1m9s
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it! - What role? - The tempest! - There is no role of the tempest! - It is the titular role! No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate! You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you? Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits, they're fake. Totally fake! She made one bad decision at 19! Two bad decisions! [female teacher] And at 15, this girl was pregnant. She decided that she was going to get an abortion. It made sense. It was the right thing to do. - She was sitting there... - Let me guess, she didn't get it. ...and something deep inside of her said, - "No." - Bingo. Anyone want to guess who this woman is? The young lady right here. - You? - No. It was not me. [girl] Um, your friend? No. The girl in the story was... my mother. [students gasps] I am that baby that she decided not to abort. That could have been me. That could have been my fate. Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong. [teacher] What did you say, ma'am?
Lady Bird
32.3s
- Marion, you didn't have to bring that up. - No, Larry, you can't just be the nice guy. She has to know. She has to know how you feel. Otherwise, she's just gonna think she can say anything at all, and nobody ever gets hurt. Wrong side of the tracks! - I didn't mean it that way. - [Marion] Yeah. - It was a joke. - Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad. They don't care. We didn't think we'd be in this house for 25 years. We thought we would've moved some place better. Whatever we give you, it's never enough. - It's never enough. - It is enough. Do you have any idea what it costs to raise you? And how much you're just throwing away every day? Give me a number. What?
Lady Bird
42s
You're not going to a funeral. Well, I don't know. What says "rich people Thanksgiving"? I just think it's such a shame that you're spending your last Thanksgiving with a family you've never met instead of us, but... I know. I guess you want it that way. - Are you tired? - No. - Hey, Marion. - Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby? - She's crawling. - No! I wanna see a picture at checkout. - Okay. - Okay. - 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down. - I'm not tired. Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. Well, I just couldn't tell. Why didn't you just say, "Pick up your feet"? I didn't know if you were tired. - You were being passive-aggressive. - No, I wasn't. - You are so infuriating. - Please stop yelling. - I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect! - Honey, do you love it?
Lady Bird
19.3s
You have a performative streak, I think. Yeah, I think that too. Maybe you would enjoy theater arts. They're having auditions for the fall musical. Do we have that here? It's a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier. How am I a senior and not know we have that? Perhaps you haven't always been an active part of this community.
Lady Bird