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- Face it, you're ugly. - I am not ugly. - Well... - Why are we watching this? Say hello to our new guest commentator. I'm starting him at two segments a week, three minutes a pop. - Are you kidding me? - Who the hell is this guy? - Name's Mike Chadway. - And he's an uber-moron misogynist... ...who represents everything wrong with television and society. I get crap every time I suggest we do something remotely fluffy.
The Ugly Truth
44.7s
Hold on. Oh, you're a dog. - What? - Well, you must be. Come on, you heard me. I mean, if you were... If you were hot, you would be out breaking some poor schmuck's heart... ... instead of spending all your time fantasizing about Mr. Wonderful. Face it... ... you're ugly. I am not ugly. Well, okay, let me help you out here. You might as well face the fact that you're gonna be alone... ... and stop pining away for some fantasy guy you're never gonna get. - How can you possibly...? - Hey, Lassie. The show's called The Ugly Truth. If you can't face it, don't call. That wraps it up for this evening. I'm Mike Chadway reminding you that the truth is never pretty. How'd the date go?
The Ugly Truth
52.1s
Tell me about the doozy. You know, the woman who broke your heart. You are just totally trying to kill my buzz. No, I'm not. I'm just interested in what makes you you. Well, for your information... ...it was more than just one. It was more like a parade. Codependent girls, unfaithful girls... ...depressed girls, narcissistic girls, phony girls. Girls who, it turned out, didn't actually like me. By the time I hit 30, I realized that... ...you can only have so many lousy relationships... ...before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one. You can't really believe there's no such thing as a good relationship. To my very core.
The Ugly Truth