Duration: 24s

- Face it, you're ugly. - I am not ugly. - Well... - Why are we watching this? Say hello to our new guest commentator. I'm starting him at two segments a week, three minutes a pop. - Are you kidding me? - Who the hell is this guy? - Name's Mike Chadway. - And he's an uber-moron misogynist... ...who represents everything wrong with television and society. I get crap every time I suggest we do something remotely fluffy.