More on this when we come back. We'll hear from a zoo official forced to take... And we're back with The Ugly Truth, where we're gonna be talking about... ... what it is men and women really want in relationships. I've been looking through some books. Smart Women, Foolish Choices.
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- I'm turned on with the layers. - Want to see these layers?
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The underwear.
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Dorky? Hell, no. Are you kidding? You're ahead of the game. Women are coming to you. You know how cool that is? Relish this moment, okay? Now get the hell out of here. I'll see you at 5. - Okay. - We'll celebrate. - Don't forget the pizza, King Kong. - Hey, have I ever?
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Saw me what? What, you saw me introduce them to some network executives? They wanna be actresses, baby. I mean, who am I to kill their dream?
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Yes!
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- No, I didn't. - Let me show you. - Beautiful. - Everybody take five. I'll be right back. Were you all not there last year for our sexual-harassment meeting? - Were you not there, Larry? - He needs to go. He wasn't sexually harassing me.
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Mike. Hi, it's Lauren. I'm having a party on Saturday... ... and you know what happens when I drink tequila.
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- Hey, how convenient. - No, I... I thought it was you at the door. Well, I guess we're all interchangeable.
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They liked him? Liked him? They loved him. Ninety-three percent positive.
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- Our table's waiting. Shall we? - Come this way. - Mike, you're doing a hell of a job. - Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
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I'm sorry you didn't get to spend time with little Colin this weekend. And by "little," I don't mean undersized... ...although I highly suspect that's the case.
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- Want some? - Yeah, give me that.
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Great.
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You're wound like a fucking top. Woof, woof. Remember the bark? Last night, a little phone conversation we had. Yeah. Hey, what do you know? You're not ugly at all. Oh, well, imagine my relief. I want to thank you for getting me this gig. I would never have gotten it without you. You and I, we make good TV. You make imbecilic trash... ...watched by housebound inbreds who are so busy... ...with their hands down their pants, they can't change the remote. I hadn't been picturing you that way, but it's a nice image. I do not watch your program. My cat stepped on the remote. Oh, you want to thank your pussy for me, then?
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Abby, I...
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- Where's Rick? - I sent him home. I thought you and I could celebrate on our own. Give me some of that.
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...and you're taking that out on the female population.
