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Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh... because I'm a big pussy... which is why I work at Initech to begin with. Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech... and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK? Yes. I am also not a pussy. They're gonna find out the hard way I'm not a pussy... if they don't start treating their software people better. That's right. They don't understand. I could program a virus that'd rip that place off big time. Yeah. Big time.
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You see, what we're actually trying to do here... is we're just, we're trying to get a feel... for how people spend their day at work. So if you would... would you walk us through a typical day for you? - Yeah. - Great. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. Uh, I use the side door. That way Lumbergh can't see me. And after that, I just sort of space out for about an hour. Uh, "space out"? Yeah. I just stare at my desk. But it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week... I probably only do about fifteen minutes... of real, actual work.
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Good one. Oh, that's terrific, Peter. I'm sure you've... you've heard some of the rumours... circulating around the hallways... about how we're going to do a little "housecleaning..." with some software people. Well, Bob, I have heard that. You gotta do what you gotta do. We'll be getting rid of these people. First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga-gonna work here anymore, anyway. And Mr. Mike Bolton. Nobody's gonna miss him. You're gonna layoff Samir and Michael? Yeah. We're gonna bring in some entry-level graduates. Farm some work out to Singapore, that's the usual deal. It's standard operating procedure. Do they know this yet? No. No, of course not. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown... there's less chance of an incident... if you do it at the end of the week. Peter, what we'd like to do is put you into position... to have as many as four people... working right underneath you. This is a big promotion, Pete. So you're going to fire Michael and Samir... and give me more money?
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Uh, because... engineers are not good at dealing with customers. Uh-huh. So... you physically take the specs from the customer? Well... no. My secretary does that or the fax. Huh. So then you must physically bring them... to the software people. Well... no. I mean... sometimes. What... what would you say you do here?
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