We are gathered here tonight to celebrate the newest partner in our esteemed firm. David Andrew Lockwood was born on March 25th, 1974. By all accounts, Dave was a sweet, diligent, hardworking little boy.
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- Sorry. - That's okay.
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- Right? - Yeah.
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I mean, what did we learn from this?
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What should we do with each other, Mitch? Oh, God, everything.
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Is that a...
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That ass looks real hot, you know. You like my ass? Yeah. Tight as a drum.
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She did make a pretty funny sound, though, when she hit the ground like that. Yes, she did!
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I love you, little girl.
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That's okay.
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Mitch, Sr. wants to sit down with Dave Lockwood. - Yeah. - Why?
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Mitch.
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Hey.
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And after graduating from Yale Law School with honors, Dave clerked for Justice Souter on the United States Supreme Court.
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Why?
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I'm not kidding.
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Think about all the amazing experiences that we miss out on because we're so worried about what other people will think.
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Who doesn't love a couple of smooth criminals? Is that why there was all that pubic hair in the drain?
