ARAMINTA: Welcome to paradise. This is Samsara Island.
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But I buried it.
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Yeah.
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What are you saying?
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But an old schoolmate of mine helped me through things, and we fell in love, and I got pregnant with his baby. That's you. I was so afraid my husband would find out and kill us both, so I just took you and I ran to America.
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[SCOFFS] Okay, what?
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We have to get off this ship.
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[SNIFFLES]
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Whoo! [ALL CHEERING]
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Any asshole can plan a normal stag party. Hookers, drugs, dog-fighting. That's minor league shit. To organize a party this massive... [SOFTLY] Takes a massive asshole. ...takes a goddamn mastermind. Where exactly is this party?
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[ALL WHOOPING]
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Who is that?
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[MOANS] What time is it? Morning. I'm afraid it's time for me to do some groomsman duties. [GROANING] Stay in bed. You stay here. I'll get you a breakfast tray.
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-Nicki-Nick! -Oh, you're just in time. [INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]
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So, right. You put the baby in bed. You tuck, tuck, tuck. Same on the other side. You give him a kiss good night. RACHEL: That's so cute. -How's that? -And then you eat the baby. Then you eat the baby after he's cooked. RACHEL: No, you gotta make sure he's cooked. Did your Ah Mateach you that? She did. OLIVER: I, on the other hand, was taught by Grand-Auntie Mabel. You put the Botox in the face, and then you pinch, pinch, pinch. -Then, voila! -[PEOPLE CHUCKLING] Did you guys all learn when you were kids? We didn't have a choice. We taught you so you'd know the blood, sweat, and tears it took to raise and feed you monkeys. ALIX: Not like the ang-mohs microwaving macaroni and cheese for their own children. No wonder they put their parents in the old folks' home when they all grow up. I know! Ah Masays if we don't pass traditions down like this, they'll disappear. God forbid, we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children. [ALL LAUGHING] NICK: It's totally worth it. Mother used to wait for me after school with a nice basket of these. [ALIX IN CANTONESE] [ALL LAUGHING] [IN ENGLISH] Hey, I never got after-school dumplings. Well, that's because Auntie Felicity was doing after-school microdermabrasion. [ALL LAUGHING] [FELICITY IN CANTONESE]
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How can I resist? Ooga-ooga. You put those glasses on on purpose. [RACHEL LAUGHING] [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]