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So, right. You put the baby in bed. You tuck, tuck, tuck. Same on the other side. You give him a kiss good night. RACHEL: That's so cute. -How's that? -And then you eat the baby. Then you eat the baby after he's cooked. RACHEL: No, you gotta make sure he's cooked. Did your Ah Mateach you that? She did. OLIVER: I, on the other hand, was taught by Grand-Auntie Mabel. You put the Botox in the face, and then you pinch, pinch, pinch. -Then, voila! -[PEOPLE CHUCKLING] Did you guys all learn when you were kids? We didn't have a choice. We taught you so you'd know the blood, sweat, and tears it took to raise and feed you monkeys. ALIX: Not like the ang-mohs microwaving macaroni and cheese for their own children. No wonder they put their parents in the old folks' home when they all grow up. I know! Ah Masays if we don't pass traditions down like this, they'll disappear. God forbid, we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children. [ALL LAUGHING] NICK: It's totally worth it. Mother used to wait for me after school with a nice basket of these. [ALIX IN CANTONESE] [ALL LAUGHING] [IN ENGLISH] Hey, I never got after-school dumplings. Well, that's because Auntie Felicity was doing after-school microdermabrasion. [ALL LAUGHING] [FELICITY IN CANTONESE]