But that's what worries me. That even you won't be enough.
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I want Mike Chadway to go down in flames. I want Mike Chadway to be nothing but a pile of ash next to you. I want the janitor to come vacuum up the ashes of Mike with his Dustbuster... ...and when he dumps it outside, I want the rats to vomit and defecate...
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- Hey, hey, the gang's all here. - Hey. - Harold, Bob, you remember Abby. - Hi. And this is... - And we all know Mike Chadway. - And who are these lovely ladies? Something tells me we won't be talking about the news tonight. That's right.
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Well, they're 15 seconds...
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I like a woman on top.
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- You slept with Colin, didn't you? - No. No.
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- Chadway? - What? Twenty seconds to air. About ready? Larry? - There's a bird in my dressing room. - I'll take care of it.
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- A lot of fun. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
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I was wrong. It's cherry. Back to you in the studio, Georgia. Bye.
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Yes. Yes, I did. I can say "cock." You don't own the word. Cock. Cock, cock, cock. Okay, I got it. A week ago, you were crying at the thought of a vibrator.
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- The mayor? - Yes. It can be edgy and yet intriguing. Unless you can get him to bang three crack whores... ...and a German shepherd on live TV, no one's gonna give a shit.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I was eavesdropping out in the hall.
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Hi. Who are you? Oh, this is Rick. - I'm his agent. - Yeah.
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Hey.
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- Face it, you're ugly. - I am not ugly. - Well... - Why are we watching this? Say hello to our new guest commentator. I'm starting him at two segments a week, three minutes a pop. - Are you kidding me? - Who the hell is this guy? - Name's Mike Chadway. - And he's an uber-moron misogynist... ...who represents everything wrong with television and society. I get crap every time I suggest we do something remotely fluffy.
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I'm really a man of discriminating taste and you're a foul-mouthed slut. Thank you.
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God.
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Hold on. Oh, you're a dog. - What? - Well, you must be. Come on, you heard me. I mean, if you were... If you were hot, you would be out breaking some poor schmuck's heart... ... instead of spending all your time fantasizing about Mr. Wonderful. Face it... ... you're ugly. I am not ugly. Well, okay, let me help you out here. You might as well face the fact that you're gonna be alone... ... and stop pining away for some fantasy guy you're never gonna get. - How can you possibly...? - Hey, Lassie. The show's called The Ugly Truth. If you can't face it, don't call. That wraps it up for this evening. I'm Mike Chadway reminding you that the truth is never pretty. How'd the date go?
