Hi. Who are you? Oh, this is Rick. - I'm his agent. - Yeah.
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Hey.
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- Face it, you're ugly. - I am not ugly. - Well... - Why are we watching this? Say hello to our new guest commentator. I'm starting him at two segments a week, three minutes a pop. - Are you kidding me? - Who the hell is this guy? - Name's Mike Chadway. - And he's an uber-moron misogynist... ...who represents everything wrong with television and society. I get crap every time I suggest we do something remotely fluffy.
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I'm really a man of discriminating taste and you're a foul-mouthed slut. Thank you.
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God.
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Hold on. Oh, you're a dog. - What? - Well, you must be. Come on, you heard me. I mean, if you were... If you were hot, you would be out breaking some poor schmuck's heart... ... instead of spending all your time fantasizing about Mr. Wonderful. Face it... ... you're ugly. I am not ugly. Well, okay, let me help you out here. You might as well face the fact that you're gonna be alone... ... and stop pining away for some fantasy guy you're never gonna get. - How can you possibly...? - Hey, Lassie. The show's called The Ugly Truth. If you can't face it, don't call. That wraps it up for this evening. I'm Mike Chadway reminding you that the truth is never pretty. How'd the date go?
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What did I tell you? Isn't this guy great? Oh, thanks, boss.
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He likes you, by the way. Colin.
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No. No. And Sacramento isn't really a pond, it's more of a lake, or even an estuary.
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Hey. What are you doing here? I told you no watching the show, especially live.
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What's in ceviche? They're... They're unlike anything you have ever felt.
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- Nice office. - He's just kidding. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Somebody help me! Somebody help me! I'm stuck in a tree! Help me! Anybody! - I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck! - Stay, stay calm. - You're gonna be fine. - Get me down! Get me down!
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Man up, Chadway. Come on, you can do this.
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- You told me you were spontaneous. - Yes, I did.
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Well, gotta love her enthusiasm, right?
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What? You're wearing them now?
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Actually, I was really enjoying the way you were telling them. It was great.