You. You're the one that got punched? - Yeah. - Okay. First things first. What is your name?
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- Just relax, man. I'll see you later. - That's fine. I'll be fine.
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- Yeah. - McLovin?
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Oh, shit, I've been tackled by little girls! You die! You're next!
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No. You don't wanna meet a chick in a bar, man. Seriously. That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that. You gotta go to other places. You gotta go to a spin class, a farmers' market... ...pumpkin patch, given the time of year. Just somewhere social, non-threatening. - You know, something like that. - Yeah, I met the missus at paintball. Yeah, I shot her in the neck. And we just... And we just hit it off, you know. My first wife... Who is a whore, by the way. - Where do you think I met her? A bar. A bar. - It was this bar. - It was this bar. Yeah, it was this bar.
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Stay calm! Fuck!
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- Yeah. - But she's totally hammered... ...and if I get with her and I'm not drunk, isn't that unethical?
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- That's so cool. - Thanks. So, like, what's Hawaii like?
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- Slater! - Officer Slater.
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This is fucking crazy.
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Smoke up. Life's short, you know.
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Just down the hatch.
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What the hell is going on in there? If the bullets start flying, hit the deck. You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch! Everywhere? You didn't see me pissing anywhere. I don't know what you're talking about. Take your nuts out of your shells! Michaels, I got your back. Why don't you show this rummy how we roll? 10-4.
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Get a room. I'm gonna save you. I'm gonna save you, Evan. Fuck.
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Please stop it, you fucking bum. What the fuck?
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Can I see your ID?
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- Evan. - Gaby, hey. Where have you been? You almost blew it. - What are you talking about? - Becca. She's been waiting. She's over there.