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25.8s
I'm sorry. Go on. Is there any way that you could sort of... just zonk me out so that, like, I don't know... that I'm at work... in here? Could I come home... and think that I've been fishing all day or something? That's... really not what I do, Peter. Heh. However... the good news is, I think I can help you.
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18.4s
I don't... I don't know. Heh heh. I mean, I guess I sort of like them all. That's a riot. I'm the exact same way. But it must be twice as hard for you... being you have the same name as him. I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue. Anyway, let's get down to business, Michael. You know, you can just call me Mike.
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45.5s
You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid Neanderthal Mafia guys... can be so good at crime... and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it? We're new to it, though. If we had more experience... No. You know what I think? I think we're screwed. I think there's enough evidence... all over that building to link us to this. Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to. What we've done is bad enough. We get caught laundering money... we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No. We're going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison. I don't want to go to any prison. Why the hell did I do this? I've never done anything wrong in my whole life. We weren't thinking clearly... because you told us we were losing our jobs. Now look at us, we're worried about going in a prison. Don't worry about it. I'll think of something.
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27.5s
Look, I'm very sorry. I do not know anything about any money laundering. We're not asking you about money laundering. All we need is for you to hook us... If he doesn't know anybody... No. Wait a minute. Look, you just give us the name of one drug dealer. I could talk to him. I have good networking skill. I lied. All that stuff I said about being a crackhead... just helps me sell magazines. I'm actually an unemployed software engineer.
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58.2s
Right, so there's three more people... we can easily lose. Then there's Tom Smykowski. He's useless. Gone. Sounds good to me. Here's a peculiar... - Uh, Milton Waddams. - Who's he? You know, squirrelly looking guy. Mumbles a lot. Oh, yeah. We... we can't actually find a record... of him being a current employee here. I looked into it more deeply... and I found that apparently what happened... is that he was laid off five years ago... and no one ever told him about it... but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department... he still gets a paycheque. So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch. Great. So, uh, Milton has been let go? Just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheque anymore. So it'll just work itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation whenever possible. The problem is solved from your end.
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