You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid Neanderthal Mafia guys... can be so good at crime... and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it? We're new to it, though. If we had more experience... No. You know what I think? I think we're screwed. I think there's enough evidence... all over that building to link us to this. Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to. What we've done is bad enough. We get caught laundering money... we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No. We're going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison. I don't want to go to any prison. Why the hell did I do this? I've never done anything wrong in my whole life. We weren't thinking clearly... because you told us we were losing our jobs. Now look at us, we're worried about going in a prison. Don't worry about it. I'll think of something.

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Office Space (1999)

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You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid Neanderthal Mafia guys... can be so good at crime... and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it? We're new to it, though. If we had more experience... No. You know what I think? I think we're screwed. I think there's enough evidence... all over that building to link us to this. Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to. What we've done is bad enough. We get caught laundering money... we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No. We're going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison. I don't want to go to any prison. Why the hell did I do this? I've never done anything wrong in my whole life. We weren't thinking clearly... because you told us we were losing our jobs. Now look at us, we're worried about going in a prison. Don't worry about it. I'll think of something.