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Chip was right. Melody Lane is definitely not a club. Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. As they come around the corner- All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. d You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground d d You stay up, you won't come down d I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. Hey, Jennifer. You look really pretty. What up, Craig? He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. Swing and miss.
Jennifer's Body
1m38s
Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right? I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can't. I mean, you agree, right? You're shaking. Well, I'm cold. It's very cold out here. You want my hoodie? d All alone in an empty room d The days marched on as usual, but most of us were too numb to enjoy ourselves. Most of us. d And I don't know how we ended up here d d I don't know but it's never been so clear d d We made a mistake, dear d To the rest ofthe world, we were famous. We were saints. Our town's only bar had burned to the ground, and our star linebacker was someone's Snack Pack. The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle. And the press, God! They couldn't get enough of our little world of shit. d Through the trees d d I will find you d d I will heal d d The ruins left inside you d d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d d I'm still here breathing now d d Until I'm set free d d Go quiet through the trees dd Still, we were healing. Like Chip, we figured things could only get better. Hey!
Jennifer's Body
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How are you friends with Colin Gray? I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls. I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together. He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff. Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate. You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser.
Jennifer's Body
43.1s
"Demoni"� "Demonic transference. " It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan... without using an actual virgin. The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods. But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin since junior high. It all makes sense now. Read this. "If the human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained, "but the demon will forever reside in the soul ofthe victim. She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon. " - Okay. - She's eating boys! They, like, make her really pretty and glowy... and her hair looks amazing. And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. I mean, like, ugly for her. Don't you get it? The dance. It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Jennifer's Body
1m3s
Needy, I� I'm not your guy anymore? Chip, it's not safe for us to be together right now. d You hit me once I hit you back d d You gave a kick I gave a slap d d You smashed a plate over my head d d Then I set fire to our bed d d You hit me once I hit you back d d You gave a kick I gave a slap d d You smashed a plate over my head d d Then I set fire to our bed d d Ohh-oh-oh d d You hit me once I hit you back d d You gave a kick I gave a slap d dd All over Devil's Kettle, kids were getting ready for the dance, blissfully ignorant that some poor chump... was on his way to being Satan Chow. d Yeah, whoo-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh d dd In my underpants, Mom! I need to give you something.
Jennifer's Body