I do. SAM: And do you, Ted, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? Fuckin' A right, I do! (GIGGLES) Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bear.
Ted 2
6.8s
Oh, you guys are getting married? No, we're just gonna go home and tie our dioks together. Ha! Fuck you. Fuck you. Deal.
Ted 2
4.1s
WEDDING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, your newlyweds! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Ted 2
3.2s
I'm fine. I was thinking aboutLofi.
Ted 2
2.2s
Being back in that church again.
Ted 2
1.2s
Thank you.
Ted 2
27.8s
TED: Hey, buddy. You okay, there? You look a little down. Are you still shaking off that hangover from the bachelor party? Oh! That's nice. Oh, my God. She's fucking begging for it! (LAUGHS) She's totally begging. Get it. Get in there. Look at her. She wants it bad! JOHN: Oh, yeah. She wants more than just a fucking pizza delivery, huh? (MEN LAUGHING) TED: That's bigger than the average bear right there, I tell you. JOHN: You know what's fucked up? Dude, that's somebody's fucking daughter! MAN: Oh, shit! Jesus! Come on!
Ted 2
17.3s
Hey, congrats, you mofos. Oh, hey, GUY- Beautiful ceremony. Oh. Thank you so much for being a part of it. Hey, this is my new boyfriend, Rick. How you doing? Good, good. He's a gourmet chef. So he knows how to toss a salad. (BOTH CHUCKLE)
Ted 2
6.2s
I just love you so much. I love you, too, baby. I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight.
Ted 2
6.4s
Do you, Tami-Lynn McCafferty, take this teddy bear to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Ted 2
1.5s
(ALL CHEERING)
Ted 2
1.5s
(GLASS BREAKS)
Ted 2
1.6s
Well... Well, why not?
Ted 2
10.7s
As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all saw the distressing images of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, John Bennett.
Ted 2
13.8s
One. Qne? Yeah, little fella's having his own I Am Legend in my nut sack. Oh. Can we have that one? No! Gonna need it for protein if I ever get lost at sea. Come on, guys. I mean, are we done here? I got to go.
Ted 2
6.2s
Shit. I oan never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, oan I use your laptop? Yeah, go ahead. Okay, thanks.
Ted 2
3.3s
That Sister, Sister marathon ain't gonna watch itself.
