(SCOFFS) Now, come on! Are any of you gonna sit there and tell me that this stuffed doll is a person? No. Not at all. We all agree all the time. I don't think he should want to be considered a person. After all, you know, Ted spent many years sleeping and cuddling with a child. That's cute when you're a stuffed animal. When you're a person, that's a felony. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Ted 2
3.5s
Barn! You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)
Ted 2
2.7s
What are you talking about? For the sperm.
Ted 2
3s
Hi. How is he? Is he gonna come out of it?
Ted 2
1.4s
(SNIFFS)
Ted 2
2.4s
I have some big plans for you, Ted.
Ted 2
7.9s
Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
Ted 2
2.4s
(LAUGHS) All right, all right.
Ted 2
1.7s
We got to get to Comic Con. Come on!
Ted 2
4.3s
Ms. Mc:Cafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child. Is that correct?
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm so sorry, baby.
Ted 2
3.3s
I'm sorry. I, uh... You better be planning on buying that!
Ted 2
3.3s
That Sister, Sister marathon ain't gonna watch itself.
Ted 2
1.7s
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Ted 2
1.5s
Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.2s
Oh. How low?
Ted 2
12.3s
Yes, you did, you fucking liar. Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted. Ted? Where is he? He got a little wasted, so these two dudes took him out back to sober up. Did you see which way they went? Yeah, yeah. Baok hallway, past the photo booth. Come on!
