Hey, you shut the fuck up! Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy? Yeah, why don't you come up here and make me come down there, tough guy? I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole? Get your ass up here and kick my ass! (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch! Hey, shut up, lady! Run the fuck back to Russia, you whore! Get the fuck out of here! People are trying to sleep! God damn it! Shut the fuck up!
Ted 2
7s
In those images, Ted exhibits all of the remaining qualities of personhood.
Ted 2
1.6s
Yes, there is.
Ted 2
2.2s
Uh, not to my knowledge, no.
Ted 2
2.9s
And, uh, I won't be followed?
Ted 2
3.7s
Tami-Lynn McCafferty, will you marry me?
Ted 2
3.3s
Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me real.
Ted 2
2.8s
Yes. (ALL CHEERING)
Ted 2
11.3s
Here you go, guys. We're gonna be closing in a few, but I'm going to this after-hours thing at my friend's apartment, if you wanna join. Oh, thanks, Allison. Butlgotan early day tomorrow. Oh, okay.
Ted 2
1.3s
(MUSIC ENDS)
Ted 2
5.4s
That's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children.
Ted 2
1.7s
Jesus Christ.
Ted 2
2.4s
I just got a call from the Labor Department.
Ted 2
12.4s
I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed by smooth talk and a haircut, and forget about the most important aspect of this case.
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
Ted 2
2.6s
Hey, you go pull a bad back, bitch!
Ted 2
16.5s
Go away, Teddy. Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okay? Will you just listen to me for one second? Why? So you can give me shit about my clothes? No!Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? I'm sorry. I was an asshole and I didn't mean it. You know, whatever, Teddy. Tami, (SIGHS) listen. I love you.
Ted 2
9.9s
(SOBBING) I'm having a really hard time here, guys. TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay. You're doing fine. You're doing great. No, I'm scared. All right. I know. Come on, it's okay, though. You just have to hang onto the wall.