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Oh, my God! He said he'll meet with us on Friday at 9:00 a.m. at his office in New York. Is he gonna take the case? I don't want to jinx it, but I think so. Oh, my God! You hear that, Johnny? (LAUGHS) I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes! Oh, my God! We got to celebrate! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions? Fuck yeah! So first we need a historical event. Who's got an event? TED: 9/11. (STUTTERS) Okay, maybe something else. All right, let's start with a person. JOHN: Robin Williams! Okay, all right, for real, guys, for real. Who's got a person? TED: Robin Williams on 9/11. All right, we've heard from these guys. Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location. TED: The offices of Charlie Hebdo.
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Okay, so what are we even talking about here? What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights. Oh, come on! He does not! He's a toy. Then why are you calling it a "he"? Look, we call the Statue of Liberty "she," but we all know it's an object made of copper and steel. Oh, good point. Yes, but she isn't conscious or sentient. He is. Mmm-hmm.
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