Johnny, it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card. What do you mean? I mean saying his name three times. What? Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Shut up! You fucking crazy? We don't want that guy running around in here. No, Johnny, he'll be on our side. He'll help us. Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse... You are meddling with powers you do not understand. Cut the shit.
Ted 2
6.5s
Hey, what's going on? What are you doing here? (SIGHS) I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here?
Ted 2
2.2s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Ted 2
1.6s
He lost.
Ted 2
5.5s
She gets... You get it. Right? No. What? Okay, I'll be back.
Ted 2
3.1s
Ted, do you have anything to say in your own defense?
Ted 2
2.2s
Aware of his own consciousness.
Ted 2
1.4s
Are you Ted?
Ted 2
13.1s
Go on. We just have to make sure Ted loses the case. You use every back channel, every bribe, you call in every favor and you get the best lawyer in the world on the defense.
Ted 2
4.9s
That's just like me. That's exactly what I'm going through. Well, it's a little different.
Ted 2
5.7s
And live from New York, it's Saturday Night! (APPLAUSE)
Ted 2
7.7s
I can't legally keep you on as an employee because I've been informed that you're technically... Technically not a person. Yeah. Jesus Christ!
Ted 2
3.8s
Instead you're Justin Bieber.
Ted 2
1.6s
(LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
3s
Ted, I've been reviewing your file.
Ted 2
21.1s
(SINGING) Hands touching hands Reaching out Touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Bah,bah,bah! Fuck!
