It's a gift from God bestowed upon only one species.
Ted 2
5.1s
That is why we've been working so hard. That's Shep Wild. It's our bad luck they put him on the trial.
Ted 2
17.3s
Uh, all of our holdings are tied up in the railroads. Yeah, Reading Railroad, 5&0 Railroad, Pennsylvania Railroad. We're working on Short Line. Urn, I own Atlantic Avenue and Marvin Gardens. And I own four houses on Baltic Ave. I was thinking about just tearing them down and building a hotel. I won second prize in a beauty contest. That's $50 right there. Are you guys just saying Monopoly stuff?
Ted 2
18.3s
Tell you what, I'm gonna go drive around the blook, and I'll be back with $200. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. My niece recently passed her bar exam and I've hired her on as a junior associate here at the firm. I could assign her to your case, pro bono. And then you would get a hungry, young attorney and I would get a more experienced lawyer in return.
Ted 2
2.7s
What? In the urinals, sir.
Ted 2
1.5s
It's been some time, hasn't it?
Ted 2
5.2s
(STAMMERS) Oh. I don't mean this. I meant, like, a regular drink. I have a boyfriend.
Ted 2
14.9s
Child World toy store. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. Could you repeat that, please? Child World toy store. You fucking heard me. There's no need for hostility, Mr. Bennett. Why? Nobody here likes you! I saw you eating lunch alone! You're a loser! Your Honor? Mr. Bennett. I hope your kids get bird flu! Mr. Bennett! I'm sorry.
Ted 2
20.5s
(LAUGHS) It's so stupid. Here, try it. Uh, no. Why? I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth. Oh, you think this is big? (LAUGHS) Johnny, you walked right into that one, pal. This is all I brought. How about this? I'm gonna go check out the barn and I'm gonna see if I can find a soda can or something for us to make an actual bong. Yeah, see if you can make a non-dick bong.
Ted 2
2s
Holy shit! Donny!
Ted 2
2.6s
God damn it, thatundenuear had shit on it!
Ted 2
3.5s
Oh, hey, come on. It's not worth it, man. Come on.
Ted 2
8.1s
Well, everybody says you're the best in town. Listen, your case is not gonna be cheap. What is your financial situation?