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So your mom and dad have never been here on Christmas before? Um, no, no. Okay, wait, do you, do you think that I made enough food? Uh, seriously? I can make quiche. I'm gonna go make quiche. Babe, everything's gonna be fine. No, honey, it's not gonna be fine. My mom is the most critical human being on the planet. When I was six years old I made her a birthday card. And she returned it with notes. Okay, that's fucked up. The point is she's perfect at everything and she is impossible to please. But if she's impossible to please why're you tryin' so hard to please her? Listen, I'll tell you the truth. Daughters spend their whole lives trying to please their mothers, and mothers spend their whole lives shitting all over their daughters. It's just how the world works. Okay? I can't fix that. I'm not, I'm not fucking Beyoncé. Well, y-y-you are to me. - Ugh. - I love you. I love you. - Mmm. - Okay. You think your mom's gonna like me? No.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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What are you doing? I am decorating your house properly because apparently, you are unwilling to do so yourself. Why does my house have to be properly decorated? Making Christmas special is how you show your family that you love them, Amy. You don't want your kids to think that they're worthless and unloved. - Do you? - Well, no, of course not. This is the time of year when moms kill themselves to create a magical world of joy for their children. It is not a time of year when moms sit around in their pajamas eating fudge. - I don't even like fudge. - Great. So stop being a shitty mom. - Oh. - Hey, kids. How do you like the Christmas cavalcade, huh? - Oh, my gosh. It's awesome. - Show mom how it works! Really, Amy, you are gonna love this. Okay. We are go for the cavalcade, over. Don't worry, I'll show you how this works. It's on an app.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Candles burnin' low ♪ ♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪ ♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪ ♪ Everywhere we go ♪ ♪ Choir singing carols ♪ - Shaobing for everybody. - Bing with everybody but me. ♪ All these things and more ♪♪ God, Chinese food on Christmas. I feel like such a Jew. Would you like some shaobing? Oh, you know I would. No, honey, that is Ruth's husband. Oh, honestly, have at it. Hank deserves a little fun at Christmas. Oh. I love this. Guys, I can't believe that we're eating Chinese food for Christmas dinner and my mother is loving it. I can't believe my mom's not wearing a sweatshirt. - With my face on it. - Guys, we did it. We actually took Christmas back this year. You know what? I couldn't have done it without you girls. - Oh! - Ladies, I love you. - We love you back. - Same here.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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"Bah-humbug, I'm Ebenezer Scrooge "and I hate Christmas because it's so much work and I am lazy." Please, Mr. Scrooge! Won't you listen to our song? And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four. ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ ♪ To you and your kids ♪ ♪ Yeah good tidings for Christmas ♪ What the fuck is happening? ♪ Happy New Year everybody ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas