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I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. I think shithead really says it. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. Oh, yeah? How? Oh, yeah? How?

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- Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher. - Good luck, fellas. Christ, I didn't tell ya to leave the game. I'm sorry, Coach. You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher? Yeah. Ostreicher!

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Well, it, uh... It came from the heart. Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work! Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, so keep on it, okay?

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# Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee # Focus on the music. Think melody. - Let the music be my guide. - That would be a start.

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- Dick. - I'll do it. Great. See you tomorrow.

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You suck!

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Eww!

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- Did I miss anything? - No. You are just in time. - Oh. Ohh! - This is incredible. Oh, my God! This is too much. Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez. God bless the Internet. - Ai-yi-yi. - Do it. Take it off. Oh, my God. Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. - She takes her vitamins. - # And it is way too unhealthy # # Often they've typically ## Stop hyperventilating.

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- Okay, that... That was good. - Yeah.

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Wait!

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Huddle up! Come on! Okay. All right, all right! - Good hustle, guys. - Good hustle. But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there. I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're gonna score. You don't score until you score. - Until you score. - That's right, baby! It all boils down to today. For you seniors, this marks the culmination... - of the past four years. - Culmination. I want you to think about what this means to you. Do you guys wanna look back on your days at East... and know that you used the time you had? - Hell, yeah! - You do!

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- So you're going to Michigan next year? - Yeah. My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but... I don't wanna write all those extra essays they make you do. I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was? So when my "U" of "M" acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it. - Onions? - What? You, uh, want onions? Oh, no, thank you.

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Come in. Come in. Oh, Jim, you're here. Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh... And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had... a little father-son, uh-uh, chat."

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- How come you have no date? - I like to keep my options open. I got something for you.

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Sherman didn't even get laid. - He didn't? - No, he pissed himself. What?

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- Jim! - It's not what it looks like.

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Hey, Kevin. - You seen shit-brick lately? - Why? What did you do to him? Me? Nothing. See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though. I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his mochaccino.

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Stifler's mom got it in the divorce. That reminds me of this one time... Hey, can I ask you a question? How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them, and you don't have any. Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh... They're just a little more risque than tales of band camp. Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me! Okay. You want a story? Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer...

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- Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher. - Good luck, fellas. Christ, I didn't tell ya to leave the game. I'm sorry, Coach. You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher? Yeah. Ostreicher!

Well, it, uh... It came from the heart. Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work! Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, so keep on it, okay?

# Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee # Focus on the music. Think melody. - Let the music be my guide. - That would be a start.

- Dick. - I'll do it. Great. See you tomorrow.

You suck!

Eww!

- Okay, that... That was good. - Yeah.

Wait!

Come in. Come in. Oh, Jim, you're here. Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh... And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had... a little father-son, uh-uh, chat."

- How come you have no date? - I like to keep my options open. I got something for you.

Sherman didn't even get laid. - He didn't? - No, he pissed himself. What?

- Jim! - It's not what it looks like.

Hey, Kevin. - You seen shit-brick lately? - Why? What did you do to him? Me? Nothing. See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though. I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his mochaccino.