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(clicks tongue) Mm, I can’t, I can’t say nothing about that, but you got a big brain up there, so use it. Just think. ’Cause I don’t think you need to change. I will think about it. Hey, that’s all I want. That’s all I want. I want you to think about it. That’s all I want for you, just to think about it.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
2m44s
They have a brain like we have a brain. They can think and say the same things we think and say. BORAT: When girl born, you are given instruction booklet made by -the Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife. -Um, yes, but... BORAT: The male baby come out walking. Not the female. The male baby come out... -Look, you see. -Uh, they don’t. This is supposed to be the doctors, with delivery of the baby? BORAT: Yes. The doctor wait for the baby to fall out, and you have two other doctor do this. -Well, you don’t need that. No. -One in anoos, one in mouth. What you have shown us and explained to us, -we’re sitting here like, "What?" -JIM: Yeah. You were looking at this and thinking, "What?" -Yeah. -It’s a lie. That’s-- It’s a conspiracy theory. BORAT: I was scared that I would never find Tutar. But then something amazings happened while I was looking for QAnon stories with my buddies. -Does this... -Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -JIM: Mm-hmm? -Wait, wait, wait. This look like Tutar. Her hair different, but this her, this Tutar. Where are your pictures? Can I see your pictures of her, please? Okay, just a minute. You know what? I’ll be goddamned if it isn’t her. JERRY: It does look like it. Screw me in the anoos, this her. Join me again on Saturday. I will be reporting live from the state’s biggest anti-lockdown protest. I got to get a pen that fucking works here. -"March..." -JERRY: "For Our Rights." JIM: "...For Our Rights Rally." -Saturday, June 27. -That’s tomorrow. -What? It’s tomorrow? -It’s tomorrow. Please, please, can we go? -Buddy, buddy, can we go? -Listen, listen, listen. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Please. Can we go out of lockdown and find her? I would think so. -But if she see me... -I know, that’s what I just said. ...then she will run the moment she see my face. Okay, you have to change your appearance. Do something different with your hair... -Yes. -...wear different clothes. If I am disguise, what is the one thing that is irresistible to all teenage girls? Rock stars. -What is it? -JERRY: What? Onions. -Onions? -Onions. We have onions. -We have onions?! -Yes. -You have onions in this house?! -Yes. -I believe we do. -Yes! Thank you, buddy! I love you! You are my best friend! -Okay. -Fuck the social distance. ♪ ♪ We got to get up and fight for this beautiful country, -the United States of America. -(crowd cheering) I don’t see very many masks out there. That makes you, that makes you instant criminals right now. They want to throw you in jail for what you’re doing right here, right now. Do you understand that?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
1m6s
I want very much her to be attract to... top-level guy. Well, what I would suggest is that we do some simple things. Like a little r-refinement of the nose. What’s wrong with my nose? Do I look like a Jew? No, ma’am. Not at all. -(sighs heavily) -(laughing) -Oh, that... -Because a Jew... -Yeah, she was, uh, very sad. -A Jew... A Jew would be like this. Jew nose more out, out a bit more, down here, then down a bit here, bump, bump, in. It can be that bad, yes. -Mm. -Then, if you like, what I would suggest is that maybe we put some breast implants. And what it mean, "breast"? -The-the breast. Titty. -Mm. Titty? -Titty. -Titty? Titty. -Titty? -Titty. -Titty. -Or breast. I want a man who wants to make a sex attack on me. Mm-hmm. I think that would be most men. Would you make a sex attack with me?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
52.6s
-Thank you. -You’re welcome. -If we could pack that up, please. Thank you. -Yes. Is there anything else I can help you with? -This is enough. Thank you very much. -You sure? -Yes, that’s it. -Okay, thank you. I want to have a cake too. No. Daughters are not allowed to have cake. Please! Please! Please! It is illegal to give you treat. -Teenagers. (chuckles) -(woman chuckles) Please, give it to me, Daddy! Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me! -Okay, choose cake, choose cake. -WOMAN: A new one? Okay. (giggling) WOMAN: You want to pick it out? I will regret this. (chuckles) -I want this one with the baby on it. -WOMAN: Okay. BORAT: It have a lot of cream. (both chuckle) This is our little secret. No, no, no. I do not want the authorities to see. Ooo! I can’t wait to eat this! Hide back here.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
44.2s
I wanted to give my daughter a treat... I understand. I... I don’t need to hear any... -And she was... -I don’t need to hear any more of that. -I understand... -She just had to... ...that-that she is... -But look at that face. -I understand. -How could I not give it to her? -I understand. -Would you have not give it to her? -I understand. Listen, uh, it really... That is not important right now. We’re at this moment. It really doesn’t matter how we got to this moment. When he treat me, he said, "This will be our little secret." Yes, this is why I do it here behind a dumpster, so no... no one can see. Now that you know that I am her father, can we take it out now, please? God is the one who creates life. And God doesn’t make accidents.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
36.2s
Could a daddy ever love a daughter as much as he love his sons? No, any father who did that would be sentenced to death. Uh-huh. -Howdy doody. -Hey, how are ya? I would like purchase a cake. -Mm-hmm. -Prodigious size, made of chocolate for my glorious leader, please. Okay. BORAT: Can you put, um... -message on it, please? -By the-- Yes, sir. What would you like on this? Um... "Jews... will not replace us." Okay.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm