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Uh, we thought we would make it about how the prices of ice cream have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and... That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun. But you're missing the meat of the story. Our school serves pizza five days a week, paid by taxpayer money that is used to cover us against pizza-induced diabetes. Now, that's a school-lunch story. Boom. Copy that, circle it, write it. Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me. We came up with that idea together, but mostly me. Okay, next up, final assignment, all right? It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap for any reporter worth their salt that wants to comment on the social life of this school. Anyone?
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Attention, students. The halls of our prestigious institution have been compromised by the stench of cyber bullying. It is the stench of ones and zeroes and electronic hardware probably manufactured somewhere in China. But these "YOLO terrorists" will not be tolerated. Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law. That's right. Each student will be required to turn in their phones to teachers and retrieve at the end of the day until we have gotten to the bottom of this. No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks? There will be no Vine, no Flickr, no Tumblr, - no Tinder, no Facebook, no Hulu... - Just say no Internet. We get it. ...no Grindr, no WhatsApp, no Instagram, no Pinterest, no wiki anything.
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