All right? Hey. What are you two doing here? I might get a shag at last. - Naughty. Got to go. - Bye. Yahoo.
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Hi. Really pleased to meet you. Hello, Harriet. I hope you don't mind, I sort of brought my sister to stay.
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What is that? That was the Christmas effort... from the once great Billy Mack. Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen. I can safely say that is the worst record I've heard this century... Oh, and coincidentally, I believe Billy will be a guest... on my friend Mike's show in a few minutes' time. Welcome back, Bill. Billy, welcome back to the airwaves. New Christmas single, cover of Love Is All Around. Except we've changed... the word 'love' to 'Christmas'. Yes, is that an important message... to you, Bill? Not really, Mike. Christmas is a time for people... with someone they love in their lives. And that's not you? - That's not me, Michael. When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish... and now I'm left with no one, wrinkled and alone. Wow. Thanks for that, Bill. - For what? For actually giving a real answer to a question. It doesn't often happen here... at Radio Watford, I can tell you. Ask me anything, I'll tell you the truth. Best shag you ever had? Britney Spears. - Wow. No, only kidding... She was rubbish. - OK, here's one. How do you think the new record... compares to your old, classic stuff? Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do... the record's crap. But wouldn't it be great... if number one this Christmas... wasn't some smug teenager... but an old ex-heroin addict... searching for a comeback at any price? Those young popsters come Christmas... will be stretched out naked... with a cute bird balancing on their balls... and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat... with me manager Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because... our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness... of the moment we try to squeeze... an extra syllable into the fourth line. I think you're referring to... 'If you really love Christmas... ' 'Come on and let it snow. ' Ouch. So, here it is one more time, the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one, Christmas Is All Around. Thank you, Billy. After this, the news. Is the new prime minister in trouble already? I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes...
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Harry? - Sarah, switch off your phone and tell me exactly... how long it is that you've been working here. Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what, two hours? And how long have you been in love... with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer? Um... Two years, seven months, three days... and, I suppose, an hour and 30 minutes. Thought as much. Do you think everybody knows? Yes. Do you think Karl knows? - Yes. Oh, that is... that is bad news. I just thought that maybe the time... had come to do something about it. Like what? - Invite him out for a drink... then casually mention you'd like to marry... him and have lots of sex and babies. You know that? - Yes. And so does Karl. Think about it, for all our sakes. It's Christmas. Certainly. Excellent. Will do. Thanks, boss.
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OK. What's next? - The President's visit. Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be... a difficult one to play. Alex. There's a strong feeling in the party... we mustn't allow ourselves to be bullied... like the last government. - Here, here. This is our first really important test, let's take a stand. Right. Right. I understand that... but I have decided... not to. Not this time. Let's not forget that America... is the most powerful country in the world. I'm not going to act like a petulant child.
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Hi, Sarah. - Hi, Karl.
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Fuck - it's freezing. Fuck. This stuff better be good. It's not worth it, this isn't bloody Shakespeare. I don't want to drown... saving some shit my grandmother... could have written. Just stop. Stop. What kind of idiot... doesn't make copies? I really must do copies.
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Thank you. - Nao. Eu peco imensa desculpa. - Oh, no. Hold on. God, it's half the book. Oh, no. Que desastre. Just leave them, please. They're not important. They're not worth it. Stop. Stop. Aa-ahh.
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Oh. Right. Good. Well, I suppose I should... take a look at it or something. You should.
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Oh, God, she's in. And now she'll think I'm a total spaz... if I don't go in too. Fuck - it's cold.
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There'd better not be eels in here. Try not to disturb the eels. Oh, what the hell is that?
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Stop. And of course, your mobile goes.
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It's all just rubbish. Just leave it.
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Hello?
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Bye bye baby, baby goodbye Goodbye baby, baby bye bye Bye bye baby, don't make me cry Goodbye baby, baby bye bye Wish I never had known you... Do you love him? Er, er, what? No, I-I just thought I'd ask bluntly... in case it was the right question... and you needed someone to talk to about it... and no one had ever asked you. No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not. ...on my finger... So that's a no, then? Yes. Erm... Bye bye baby, baby goodbye Goodbye baby, baby bye bye... This DJ, what do you reckon? The worst in history? - Probably. I think it all hangs on the next song. Now here's one for the lovers. That's quite a few of you, I shouldn't be surprised and a half.
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He now spends all the time in his room. I mean, he'll be up there now. That's not unusual. My horrid son... Bernard? Bernard. Stays in his room all the time. Thank goodness. Yeah, but Karen, this is all the time.