Uh, there was a girl. Human girl. And... ... I... ... thought she was fantastic. She was... ... absolutely amazing. I was smitten. Her family emigrated to New Zealand. And, I thought, 'you know what, to hell with it. I'm gonna go. I'm going to chase her and tell her how I feel.' I told my servant Phillip, 'Send me to New Zealand.' He... ... put the wrong postage on my coffin. So the whole journey took about 18 months.
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And when I got here, she had... ... found someone else.
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It's quite shocking down here, Nick. Look, here's our sweet Petyr. - Fuck! - Burnt to a sizzle.
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- Hey guys! Being bitten as a little boy or a little girl you're always going to look the same age. What are you doing tonight? Are you going to kill some perverts? - Yeah, we're meeting a pedophile. - Cool. Okay, let's just go to Big Kumara. - Have a good night, guys! - Yeah, you have a good night, bye. The Big Kumara is vampire owned and operated, and so we can always get in. It's the hottest night spot for vampires in Wellington. - Come on in, guys, come on in. - Thank you. Thanks.
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I don't know, if you know that the Nazi's lost... ... that war. If you were a Nazi, after the war...
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That is why I always look 16.
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... well, I'm his familiar. He's my Master.
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... you think, 'ooh, those are some nice pants!'. - Do work these? - NO! Change it! When you are a vampire, you become very sexy.
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Well, that didn't go so great. Um, I hit the main artery.
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It's been like this the whole time... - Okay, so... - Viago is a little...
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Definitely younger than yourself. Okay, so 18 to 30. So it's a dinner party? - I'll be there? - Yes! - You'll be there! - Dinner Party! - The guys will be there? - Yes! - We'll all be there? - Yes, we will dress up... - Ok, great. - ...and then...eat them.