I tended to torture when I was in a bad place. My thing was, I would poke someone with implements. I was known as 'Vladislav The Poker'.
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Tonight, we are going out into Wellington Central. It is important that we look good. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah. One of the unfortunate things about not having a reflection is that you... ... don't know exactly what you look like. Looook!
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One of each? One of each will be cool. My relationship with Deacon is...
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We are the bait. But we're also the trap. Hello ladies.
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Yah, I came to this country for love.
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...and if you were a vampire...
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I don't know cause... Ah, another failure! Well, what are you laughing at Stu? I was laughing with the group. - Yep, that's good. - Good answer! - That's good, yeah.
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- No, that's not the point though... - Yeah, no, I know, I know... It's not a flat meeting about how cool you are. - I do my flat chores. - No, you don't! - Yes, I do - No, that's why we're having the flat-meeting. The point is Deacon that you have not done the dishes for 5 years. Vladislav is right. It's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like that... I'm so embarrassed when people come over here. Why does it matter?! You bring them over, you kill them!
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That is a good one. I always look round to make sure they're all laughing. Like, if I see one of them is not quite laughing I'll be like, 'Hey!' 'You laughing?', and often I'll test you. - What are you laughing at, Justin? - Hey? - What are you laughing at now? - Just then? - Yeah, yeah, but what? Oh, I don't know. Ah, test failed! Test failed! You're laughing now. What are you laughing at now though?
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He's such a dick.
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Um, what? Doesn't seem like... are, are you a virgin? - Yes. - Um, no. - [I knew it.]
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I will go and prepare dinner.
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No way. I was out of there.
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You know, someone that bleeds a lot. Yep.
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He tells me what to do, I do it.
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... and if you were a Nazi vampire...
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Perhaps a guy?
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Uh, there was a girl. Human girl. And... ... I... ... thought she was fantastic. She was... ... absolutely amazing. I was smitten. Her family emigrated to New Zealand. And, I thought, 'you know what, to hell with it. I'm gonna go. I'm going to chase her and tell her how I feel.' I told my servant Phillip, 'Send me to New Zealand.' He... ... put the wrong postage on my coffin. So the whole journey took about 18 months.