- That pooper shot looked real. - No. God, please, don't! - It did. - Oh, God. - Dave? - What?
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Let me get you all hooked up.
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I come here every Saturday after yoga. What are you doing here?
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You and the kids mean everything to me. Nothing is more important. In fact, I'm going to quit my job. I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job. I'm going to apply to Kinko's, all right? Or maybe Chick-fil-A or Waffle House? - Hold on, just a second. - Foot Locker? It is the middle of the night. Shh.
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Did we have some nightmares or something?
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I got a meeting. I got to go.
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How are the kids? They're terrific. Just terrific. Children are such a joy. Yes, absolutely. Always. Any word on the Amalgamated merger? That's all but signed. And just in time for your partner review, no less.
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4.3s
Why do you have to talk like that? You have such a sweet side. You should let people into your sweet side.
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5.7s
Honey... Sarah... No, no! Sweetheart! Damn.
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I'm going to go. Just sit the fuck back down. I showered, I showed up, I'm starving and I could use a drink.
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1.9s
This is not my life.
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1.5s
What? I don't...
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9.4s
I am plowing the crap out of this chick around the corner, and now we're gonna have dinner. We're gonna make some scallops, and then it's going to get ugly. This chick is a mess.
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7.7s
Shit, we got security on us. We got to do this right now. Three, two, one... I wish I had my old life back! What did they say?
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1.5s
But I'm not any more.
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You deserve it.
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2.2s
This is not a date. This is not a "get to know you."
