That's so twisted. Oh, God. Wait, wait, Tatiana. Tatiana. I'm sorry, okay? You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're just... What? I'm not sexy? No, no. Hey. Look, I did not say that, okay? You are... Oh, my God! I can see it kicking!
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If she comes on like a hurricane... Just drill it. Yeah, what can you do? You're only human. Give me the keys.
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- Smart. - Yeah. Okay. Please be careful with her. It's like we're swapping rides. It's just like that.
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You know what, Mitch?
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No, no, no. Don't back that thing up into me. Go hose it out or something. What?
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I can't believe you'd come at me, guns hot.
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Seriously, dude, light a candle.
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It's your turn.
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Oh, my God.
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It sort of hooks to the side a bit.
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Is that weird?
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Use your left hand, you get a little bit more torque.
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Before heading to the market, always call Jamie and ask her if she needs anything first. In fact, before making any decision in your life, no matter how small, call your wife first. Think of yourself as a brain-damaged mule, lost in the desert, helpless, dumb and in constant need of direction. Never take the initiative, never strike out on your own, and never deviate from the plan. Why? Because you are a brain-damaged mule and you are lost in the damn desert!
