Did you hear the good news? Kinkabe and Amalgamated agreed to go into binding mediation in two days. Hold up. What do you mean? Two days?
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Whose fucking kid is that?
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No, you didn't!
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- I got you. - Do what? I'm an actor. Human chameleon. I can do lawyer in my fucking sleep. Give me the keys. You'll play me in one of your productions? - Yeah, give me the keys. - Okay, no. - Why? - Because you're... Careful.
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Yeah, story time is over. Go fix your hair.
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All right?
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That is Tatiana. Tatiana. What's her last name? It's Tatiana Calls-me-at-three-in-the-morning- and-wants-to-fuck-stein. Who gives a shit what her last name is?
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Mitch and Dave. Mitch and Dave, out on the town. Dude, I didn't tell you! I booked a major movie role this week. I auditioned for a movie role, I got it. - Yeah, first one. - Hey, good for you. What is it called? Untitled Awesome Movie. Truly? That's the name? - Yeah. - Yeah. Good for you. - Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? - No, no. - I've got a big day tomorrow. - Take the wheel. Steer. Steering wheel. Steer for me. Mitch, come on, buddy. Let's make it to the game in one piece, don't you think? Want to try that? This Fiero, unfortunately, is airbag-free. It's a work day tomorrow. - Come on. - All right, I'll take one hit. What the... You motherfucker! Let's just focus on the driving. Just say no, Reagan. God, why would you do that? - Well, we're driving. - God! - This is a car carrying a lot of speed. - This is terrible. Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!
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What's going on? It is good to see you again. It's good to see you, too, Dave. What's going on with the women? I've been seeing a number of very, very nice ladies.
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Drink! I'll drink to that. All right! That was a strikeout.
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I got some pictures.
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I knew it. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?
