You know, Daddy sometimes... How do I... Here's what you do. What you do is you fuck verbal resolution, okay? You put that whore on her back, and you shank her. You know how to make a shiv?
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Are you glad you came now? Am I glad I came? It's like the greatest day of my life!
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It's very warm. I think I remember this.
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You are such a gentleman. Now you only have one ponytailed ex-convict between your legs, so everything is fine.
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I'm sorry.
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Tell you what.
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This is called a suit. You wear one every day. Along with a necktie. Black, not white, socks. - Dress shoes, not shower sandals. - Please. These are awful. - And, of course, underwear. - Come on. No more commando, Mitch, you're a grown-ass man. Put them on. This is called a schedule. It tells you everything you need to do each day. Pick-ups, drop-offs, activities, play-dates, doctor's appointments, etc. You'll notice that there are approximately 50 hours' worth of obligations on any given day. Make it work.
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Want to get some Pinkberry?
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He's the best.
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So, let me ask you something.
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Where did that come from? Hang on, hang on, I got it. No, they are going to call it.
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Use your left hand, you get a little bit more torque.
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You can tell Kinkabe we want an extra 100 million. And that is our final offer, because we're leaving. Fuel the jet, let's go. For the record, I did not support that decision. Sir!
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You don't want to have sex with me? Yeah, I want to have sex with you. I've wanted to have sex with you since the sixth grade! I mean, you should be a mess by now, - but things are not... - Well, let's do it!
